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Двама младоженци обсъждат къде да прекарат медения си месец. - Миличкоо, за рожденият ми ден искам да отида някъде, където не съм била досега - Пробвай в кухнята. Husband: I want to go somewhere on holiday this year I've never been before. Wife: Well, how about the kitchen? I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" Le pregunté a mi mujer adónde quería ir para nuestro aniversario. Ella me dijo: "A algún lugar en el que no haya estado hace mucho tiempo". Así que le sugerí la cocina. Una signora un pò snob dice al marito: "Tesoro, ho bisogno di cambiare, vorrei passare le vacanze di Natale in un posto dove non sono mai stata!" E il marito duramente: "Bene, penso che dovresti... Enkele dagen geleden vroeg ik mijn vrouw waar we heen zouden gaan voor onze Huwelijksdag. Ergens waar ik lang niet meer geweest ben, antwoordde ze. Toen stelde ik voor om naar de keuken te...
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Въпрос към радио "Ереван": - Защо блондинка не може да набере 911? Отговор на радиото: - Ами защото не може да набере 11... 911 Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first. ¿Por qué los gallegos no pueden marcar el 911?. Soru: Bir sarışın acil bir durumda neden 112’yi arayamaz? Cevap: Çünkü telefonda 11 tuşunu bulamayacağı için. Varför kunde inte blondinen skriva siffran elva? Hon visste inte vilken etta som kom först Miksi blondi ei osaa kirjoittaa lukua “yksitoista”? Hän ei tiedä, kumpi ykkönen tulee ensin.
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Жена, след като родила шест бебета, виждайки съпруга си да става от болничното легло, се приближава до него с казва: "Казах ти да не го правим кучешката!"
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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks "If I show you something crazy, would let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?"
The bartender thinks for a minute and then says "It would to be something spectacular to take that offer." The man leans down and picks up a box and sets it on the bar. He opens the box and inside is a small piano man, who is only 1 foot tall, and a little piano. The piano man starts playing classical music like Beethoven and Chopin.
Once he finishes, the bartender is in utter disbelief. He tells the man "You can have free drinks for the rest of the night, but only if you tell where you got this." The man says "In the alley way behind your bar, there is a Genie who is granting free wishes to everyone who wants them." Elated, the bartender heads behind his bar to see if it was true.
A few minutes pass and out of the alleyway erupts a cacophony of quacking. The bartender rushes back into the bar and shuts his door against a wave of thousands of ducks. He manages to secure the door and says to the man "I think that the Genie is hard of hearing, because after I asked for a million bucks, these ducks appeared by the thousands." The man chuckles and says "Did you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
Странник влиза в пиано-бар и казва на бармана: So a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks “whats in the box”. A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?" A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in... Ein Mann besucht seinen Freund und findet ihn im Wohnzimmer am Tisch sitzend. Unter dem Tisch befindet sich ein 30 cm Tennisfeld auf welchem sich gerade Agassi und Becker ein heißes Match liefern.... 60 εκατοστά Un signore cammina per la città tenendo in mano una gabbia con dentro un ometto di 30 centimetri che fa un gran rumore; quando incontra un amico subito si sente domandare: "Che cos'hai nella... En man kom in på en bar och gick fram till bardisken och satte upp en liten man på disken. Bartendern frågade, - Vad får det lova att vara? Mannen svarar, - Jag vill ha en öl, men kan min korte lille vän, få spela på pianot? - Javisst, svarar bartendern. Den lilla mannen går fram till... En man kom in på en bar med en liten väska som han öppnade. Ut kom en 30 cm lång pianist som satte sej och började spela på sitt medhavda piano. Bartendern frågade varifrån han hade fått tag på... Baariin asteli mies, joka kysyi baarimikolta: - Tarjoatko ryypyn, jos näytän sinulle jotain ihmeellistä? - Hyvä on, mutta sen täytyy sitten olla todella ihmeellistä. Silloin mies otti taskustaan...
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A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.
He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trashcan they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.
The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing." The kids were elated and continued to do a ваng-up job on the trashcans.
After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face.
"This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans."
The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they did accept his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street.
"Look," he said, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?"
"A lousy quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No way, mister. We quit!"
And the old man enjoyed peace.
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Супермен бил много отегчен - омръзнало му да се бори непрекъснато с престъпниците. Кога на Супермен му е досадно Ok, So superman was flying around on day after he had saved the world. Superman is flying around the city, horny as hell. He suddenly sees Wonder Woman spread eagle, naked on top of the building. Superman was bored and wanted to go out, he called all his super friends but they were all busy. He even calls Louis but it’s her time of the month. He flies to the liquor store and buy some beer... Un día estaba SUPERMAN volando alrededor de la guarida de los justicieros, y ve a la MUJER MARAVILLA desnuda a 4 patas gozando en el suelo, se calienta Superman saca el cañón y emprende un vuelo... Estaba Superman super caliente volando por el cielo necesitado, cuando vio a la Mujer Maravilla tomando el sol en la terraza totalmente desnuda y con las piernas abiertas. Superman pensó: – Esta es... летит супермен, вдруг видит на земле лежит красная шапочкаполностью... летит супермэн над нью-йорком. видит - на крыше лежит чудо-женщина. голая. раздвинув ноги. закрыв... Летит как-то Бэтмен, видит - на крыше небоскреба лежит голая Белоснежка и тащится. Бэтмен расстегивает на лету ширинку, пикирует, падает на Белоснежку, делает свое дело и улетает. Белоснежка была в... Superman rencontre Batman : Superman survole la ville et aperçoit sur un balcon Wonder Woman, nue, les jambes écartées, en train de bronzer. Superman est accoudé au comptoir du café du coin, pensif et surtout gêné. Batman passant par-là vient à sa rencontre. - Alors ça va superman ? - Oh non ! Tu ne devineras jamais ce qui m'est arrivé ! - Racontes... - Je survolais New York avec ma belle cape bleue, quand soudain en haut de... C'est superman qui vole au dessus de Metropolis. Là, il aperçoit Wonderwoman en train de bronzer nue, les jambes écartées et toute en sueur sur la terrasse d'un gratte ciel. Superman se dit:... C’est Superman qui rencontre Batman. Il raconte : - L’autre soir, je survolais l’océan à la recherche de marins à sauver des eaux, enfin quoi, la routine. Tout à coup, sur une plage d’une île du... Ο Σούπερμαν Είναι ο Superman και θέλει απεγνωσμένα να κάνει σεξ. Superman stava sorvolando la terra alla velocità della luce. Improvvisamente vide Wonder Woman che giaceva distesa su una spiaggia deserta, nuda, con le gambe spalancate e la passerina in bella evidenza che trasudava piacere. Colto da tale miraggio decise che non poteva lasciarsi sfuggire... super kahramanlarin katildigi buyuk toplantiya katilmasi gereken superman toplantiya 1 saat gec kalmis. ve toplanti odasina girdiginde de hali perisanmis. batman sormus: - hey, superman, ne oldu... En kväll var stålmannen sugen på att gå ut och festa, men varken Läderlappen, Fantomen eller Spindelmannen kunde följa med. Stålmannen tog då en flygtur och kom snart till Superkvinnans hus. Med sin röntgensyn upptäckte han att Superkvinnan låg naken i sängen med benen brett isär. Om jag är... Op een mooie dag heeft Superman genoeg van al dat mensen redden en is botweg retegeil! Lois Lane zit weer eens verwikkeld in een druk interview, dus daar kan Superman ook niets mee aanvangen. En... Superman wil effe lekker los. Dus hij belt de man van zes miljoen en zegt: "Hee lullo ga je mee zuipen?" Waarop het antwoord is: "Nee, ik moet m'n vliegen nog voeren." Superman: "Ok, dan bel ik... Superhelte Supermand har haft en hård dag og beslutter derfor at samle nogle af vennerne og smutte ned på den lokale bar og få et par øl. Han ringer til Batman, men Batman siger: "Jeg er for træt,... Teräsmies lenteli taivaalla ja näki kerrostalon katolla ihmenaisen ilkialastomana ottamassa aurinkoa. Teräsmies ajatteli: ”Mitäs jos kävisisin vetämässä pikaiset, ei ihmenainen huomaisi mitään”... Teräsmies oli eräänä kauniina päivänä lentelemässä ihan vaan huvin vuoksi. Yhtäkkiä hän huomasi ihailemansa Kissanaisen ilkosillaan haarat levällään erään rakennuksen katolla. Nyt täytyy käyttää... Superman meséli: - Te Batman, képzeld, ahogy repülök, meglátom a Macskanőt egy tetőn, amint széttárt lábakkal meztelenül fekszik egy matracon, és kéjesen vonaglik. Annyira megkívántam, hogy... Superman és Batman mesélik egymásnak kalandjainkat. Mondja Superman: - Múltkor, ahogy repülök a Central Park felett, látom, ahogy egy gyönyörű barna nő szétterpesztett lábakkal élvezkedik a füvön.... Cica era odata Superman si zbura deasupra unui zgarie-nori. La un moment dat o vede pe Femeia-Fantastica intinsa pe un bloc exact in pozitie,cu picioarele desfacute. Superman excitat sta si se...
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