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Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.

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Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.

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The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants;
I asked her "Is it thick?"
She said "yes dear."
Again I asked: "Is it warm?"
She replied: "yes honey."
Then I asked: "Is it soft?"
She said, "yes of course."
"It is my shiт!" I told her.

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Sorry, I'm late.
I was trying to think of ways to get out of this.

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When I was a kid, my family was very poor…
One afternoon I remember my dad was preparing supper and was cutting up Onions and our whole family was crying.
Poor Onions.
He was such a good dog…

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Hey girl, did you fall from heaven cuz your face is pretty f*cked up.

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Аsshоlе: I f*cked your mom last night, OOOOOO.
Me: Really? You mean the 53 year old woman with a hairy moist vаginа who was previously f*cked by my dad to born me and my sister, also where she рissеs on the toilet?
Asshole: Ew!

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