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Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know? The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early. The redhead is eleated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date. The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She quietly opens the door a сrаск and is mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes the door and creeps out of her house. The next day, the brunette and the redhead talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early also, she exclaims, "NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught!"
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- Госпожо, моля Ви! Контролирайте детето си! Непрекъснато ме имитира! Две майки се разхождат с дъщерите си. Едната майка казва на другата: Dos madres hablando: Fritzchen äfft jede Bewegung nach, die der alte Mann im Wartezimmer des Arztes macht. Das regt den alten Mann auf und er wendet sich verärgert der Mutter des Jungen zu und beschwert sich: On a beach a man shouts at another man: - Tell your son not to imitate me. A man to his son: - Son, stop playing the fool. A vizinha reclama para a mãe de Joãozinho: — Seu filho passa o dia inteiro me imitando! E a mãe do Joãozinho, virando-se para ele: — O que é isso, meu filho? Pare de bancar o idiota! Im Zug: Könnten Sie Ihrem Sohn bitte sagen, er soll aufhören, mich zu imitieren. Fritzchen, hör bitte auf so dämlich zu tun. W piaskownicy: - Czy może pani powiedzieć synowi, żeby mnie nie udawał? - Jasiu, przestań robić z siebie idiotę. O vizinho chega para mãe do Toninho e reclama: — Quer fazer o favor de pedir pro seu filho parar de me imitar. E a mãe: — Toninho, quer parar de bancar o idiota? Imitar Estan dos madres y una le dice a la otra: Escucha, dile a tu hijo que me deje de imitar. ¡ Niño! ¡Deja de hacerte el idiota!
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Жена ми помоли да и дам гланца за устни. По погрешка и дадох лепило. Meine Frau hat mich gebeten, ihr das Lippenbalsam zu reichen. Ausversehen gab ich ihr Superkleber. Жінка попросила передати їй тюбик із помадою, а я переплутав і дав тюбик із суперклеєм. I accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick... She's still not talking to me ... Zwei Freunden treffen sich in der Kneipe. Sagt der eine: "Du, gestern hat mich meine Frau darum gebeten, ihr den Lippenstift zu reichen. Ich gab ihr versehentlich den Klebestift." - "Ohje, und... Forleden ba min kone meg om å gi henne leppestiften hennes, men jeg ga henne en limtube i stedet ved et uhell. Hun snakker fortsatt ikke til meg. Żona prosiła mnie, żebym jej przyniósł szminkę. Przez pomyłkę podałem jej klej w sztyfcie. Chyba ciągle jest obrażona, bo nadal się nie odzywa... Onlangs vroeg mijn vrouw me om haar lippenstift door te geven, maar ik gaf haar per ongeluk een lijmstift. Ze praat nog steeds niet met me.
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