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Most Popular Jokes

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers

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Q: What are the hottest days during summer?
A: Sun-days

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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea?
A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.

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My New Years resolution is 1080p.

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What do you call a веnт iPhone 6 plus?
A dead wringer.

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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?
Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".

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What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?
Threesomes.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.

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Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!

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Mum,can i dress a вrа?
No.
Why not.I am 14 years old!
How many times I will say you "no", Michael...

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Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

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Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

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A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl.
One day she told him that the next day was her birthday.
He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.
That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.
As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.
The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.

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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.

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God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.

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Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!

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There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up.
He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rестuм.
Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?"
To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips."
Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?"
"No, but it stops me from licking them!"

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