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Coronavirus ruining your plans for 2020? Save them for 2022!
Cause 2022 is 2020 too.

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Coronavirus Jokes

Tech experts say Facebook is planning to launch a service that lets users send each other money using the site’s messaging feature.
Said moms, “Oh, so NOW you’re happy I’m on Facebook?”

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Money jokes Facebook Jokes Internet Jokes

Two sреrм are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long.
He asks the other sреrм, "aren't we near the uтеrus yet?"
"No," replied the other sреrм, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."

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Sex Jokes

You don't need a college degree to be a FARMER!

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Redneck jokes

What do ISIS want for Christmas?
Turkey,apparently.

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News and Politics Jokes Turkey Jokes Christmas Jokes

Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into вееr.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes Beer Jokes

Nobody starves in America. People in America die from over eating.

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Nationality Jokes USA Jokes

Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump’s wall !! …
…
On the condition he gets to install windows.

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News and Politics Jokes Donald Trump Jokes American Presidents Humor

Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.

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Men jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes

Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons.
If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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Star Wars Jokes Cowboys and Indians Jokes

The mouse is referred to as a ‘little вuggеr’.

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Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes

First friend:
"I am getting so tired of having to wade through so much Spam e-mail. Every time I sign on to get my e-mail I have to discard 20 Spam messages."
Second friend:
"I used to be in exactly the same situation: 20 Spam messages every time I signed on. But I solved that. Now I only get ONE every time I sign on."
First friend:
"That's terrific. How did you do that?"
Second friend:
"I sign on 20 times more."

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Computer Jokes Friendship Jokes

The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.

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Why did the lumber truck stop?
To let the lumber jack off.

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Dirty jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Becuase the "P" is silent.

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Animal Jokes

Why did adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."

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Marriage and Family Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Gynecology Jokes

Your moma is so ugly... She could make medicine sick!

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Ugly Jokes

Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.

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Food Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Superhero Jokes