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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?

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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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Why did the Pakistani cross the road? Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.

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Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away?
You would run away too if your name was Urghrrghrghr

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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!

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Why are niggеrs afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run niggа niggа niggа Run niggа niggа niggа"

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Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunк and made love to it the night before.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.

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Whats an astronauts favorite food? lauchmeat.

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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A niggеr that’s маsтurватing himself!

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What is the definition of "derange"?
De place where de cowboys ride.

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What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.

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What do you call a van with 5 fаggотs in it?
The AIDS team.

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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rаре white women?
An inmate.

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What do wet floor signs say in the ghetto?
Caution: Вiтсhеs be trippin'

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What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt.

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Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer:
"Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

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