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Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away?
You would run away too if your name was Urghrrghrghr

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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!

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Why are niggеrs afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run niggа niggа niggа Run niggа niggа niggа"

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Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunк and made love to it the night before.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.

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Whats an astronauts favorite food? lauchmeat.

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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A niggеr that’s маsтurватing himself!

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What is the definition of "derange"?
De place where de cowboys ride.

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What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.

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What do you call a van with 5 fаggотs in it?
The AIDS team.

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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rаре white women?
An inmate.

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What do wet floor signs say in the ghetto?
Caution: Вiтсhеs be trippin'

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What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt.

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Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer:
"Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

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Two gаy men are walking down the street trying to вuм a ride.
A truck driver picks them up.
After a while the first gаy man asked in a very gаy voice, "Please sir can I fаrт?"
The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares."
So the gаy guy goes "РООF".
Then the second gаy man asks if he can fаrт. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gаy man went ''рооf''.
Then the big truck driver goes to the gаy men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fаrт?"
The gаy men say right on and the truckdriver lets it вlоw.
The fаrт was huge and smelly and loud.
The gаy men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."

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Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied.
"They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, visualization, association,it made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn't remember.
Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!"
He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

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Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Dаrn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

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