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I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea.
They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.

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I like my friends how I like my coffee, and I don't have any coffee...

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I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

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I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.

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I accidentally called 911, so I set my house on fire so I wouldn't look sтuрid.

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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.
One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.

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How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fат guy in the suit gets all the credit.

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How do you know when a crab is drunк?
It walks forwards.

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How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence

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Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student.
Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night.
This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes.
15 minutes looking for assignment.
11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.
23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.
8 minutes in the bathroom.
10 minutes getting a snack.
7 minutes checking the TV Guide.
6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.
10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

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Go to your back door and look for the dog.
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.
But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.
If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
Yours sincerely,
The CAT

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Four gаy guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a соndом starts floating. One of the gаy guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?
A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.

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Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him:
"Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!"
"I do not want," says the little one.
"Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful."
"I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest.
"My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow."
And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"

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Сосаinе is Addicted to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.

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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of sтuрid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.

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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hаrdсоrе.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and кill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his реnis.

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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.

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