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Прдење Вуте пръдва Защо мъжете пускат газове повече от жените? Wieso fällt es Frauen so schwer zu furzen? Warum können Frauen so schlecht furzen? - Защо мъжете пърдят по-често от жените? Pourquoi les femmes ne pètent pas? Parce qu'elles ne gardent pas leur bouche assez longtemps fermée pour avoir assez de pression. - Varför fjärtar män mer än kvinnor? - För att kvinnor inte håller tyst länge nog för att bygga upp ett tryck. Hvorfor fiser mænd oftere en kvinder? De kan holde munden lukket så længe, som det kræves for at opbygge det nødvendige tryk.
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A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely.
He thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab."
He popped into a phone booth near 
the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. 
He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.
When back in the room he figures, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
"Hello," the woman says.
She sounded sеxy. 
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sеx. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks... We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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Женен мъж веднъж преспал със секретарката си. Ein verheirateter Mann hatte eine Affäre mit seiner Sekretärin. Eines Tages waren sie bei ihr zu Hause und liebten sich den ganzen Nachmittag. A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock that night.They got dressed... En gift man hade ett förhållande med sin sekreterare. En dag blir lusten för stor för dem och de for hem till henne villa där de hade vild älskog hela eftermiddagen. Utpumpade efter timmar med vild... En gift man hade en affär med sin sekreterare. En dag åkte de till hennes hus och hade sex hela kvällen. Utmattade somnade de och vaknade klockan åtta nästa morgon. Mannen klädde sig snabbt och bad... Een zakenman heeft een avontuurtje met z'n secretaresse in een hotel kamer. Na een vrij wilde middag valt de man in slaap en wordt vervolgens om 20.30 uur wakker. Geschrokken springt hij uit bed en... O executivo ficou trabalhando até mais tarde e sua secretária, tadinha, teve que ficar também. Terminados os afazeres, já eram dez da noite e o mínimo que ele poderia fazer era oferecer uma carona... A married man and his secretary are having an affair. They decide to leave the office early one day and go to the secretary's apartment for an afternoon of lovemaking. They fall asleep and don't... Een getrouwde man heeft een verhouding met zijn secretaresse. Op een dag konden ze geen weerstand meer bieden aan hun verlangens en ze reden naar haar huis en bedreven de hele middag...
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