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Прдење Вуте пръдва Защо мъжете пускат газове повече от жените? Wieso fällt es Frauen so schwer zu furzen? Warum können Frauen so schlecht furzen? - Защо мъжете пърдят по-често от жените? Pourquoi les femmes ne pètent pas? Parce qu'elles ne gardent pas leur bouche assez longtemps fermée pour avoir assez de pression. - Varför fjärtar män mer än kvinnor? - För att kvinnor inte håller tyst länge nog för att bygga upp ett tryck. Hvorfor fiser mænd oftere en kvinder? De kan holde munden lukket så længe, som det kræves for at opbygge det nødvendige tryk.
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A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely.
He thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab."
He popped into a phone booth near 
the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. 
He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.
When back in the room he figures, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
"Hello," the woman says.
She sounded sеxy. 
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sеx. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks... We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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