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Съпруг се прибира по-рано от командировка и заварва жена си в спалнята с най-добрия му приятел. Se olvida las llaves y encuentra a su mujer con otro Jäger erwischt seine Frau Kommt Hans von der Arbeit nach Hause und sieht seine Frau und einen Mann mit ihr im Bett. Da nimmt Hans sein Gewehr und schießt den Mann nieder. Darauf sagt die Frau: "Hans spinnst du? Wenn du so weiter machst, hast du bald keine Kumpels mehr!" Un tipo llega a su casa repentinamente y encuentra a su mujer en la cama con su amigo. Va y saca la escopeta , le dispara al amigo y lo mata. La mujer lo mira muy enojada y le dice: - ¡Sigue comportandote así y te vas a quedar sin amigos ! Um dia o marido flagrou a sua mulher o traindo com o seu melhor amigo, e irritado com o acontecimento matou o seu amigo. A mulher disse desapontada: — Calma João se continuares a se comportar dessa... Un tipo llega a su casa y encuentra a su mujer haciendo el amor con su amigo, saca la escopeta y lo mata y la mujer le dice: -¡ Sigue asi que te vas a quedar sin amigos!
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Little Johnny is bored on day, hanging around the house. He goes into his parents room and finds them having sеx.

"What are you doing?" Johnny asks.

"Uh, well, we're dancing." replies his mother.

"What's daddy doing?"

"He's my partner, now run along."

A few nights later, Johnny goes into his sisters room and catches her having sеx with her boyfriend.

"What are you doing?"

"Ummm, dancing."

"What's your boyfriend doing?"

"He's my partner, now get out of here!"

Then Thanksgiving came around and Johnny's relatives were at his house. Johnny went into the bathroom and saw his grandfather beating his meat.

"What are you doing?" Johnny once again asks.

"Why I'm dancing." said his grandfather.

"Well, where is your partner?"

His grandfather replied, "When you've danced as long as I have, you don't need a partner."
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Why do some men prefer dogs over wives?

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you sometimes have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunк.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a dog leaves you, it won't take half of your stuff.
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W & Y Honeymoon Tattoo To tattoo Jamaica Τα Τατουάζ. Един пич много обичал приятелката си, която се казвала Wendy и си татуирал нейното име на оная си работа. Un gryngo se hizo un tatuaje en el pene que decía WENDY, el cual era el nombre de su novia.. Cuando su pene estaba chico solo se veía WE, y cuando estaba grande se veía WENDY. Willy Weinlaub lässt sich in sein ,bestes Stück "WILLY" tätowieren, wobei man im ,Normalzustand allerdings nur "WY" sieht. ,Als er am Bahnhof in Eisenstadt auf das WC muss ,steht neben ihm ein Schwarzer. Er blinselt neugierig ,hinüber und sieht völlig überrascht "WY". <br... Um viajante japonês estava nos EUA onde arruma uma namorada cujo nome é Wendy. Em homenagem à namorada dele, ele tatuou no pau dele o nome dela; quando ele está com tesão, aparece todo o nome, mas quando não está, aparecem apenas a primeira e última letra do nome da garota: WY. Certo dia ele... Ein Typ hat ne Freundin namens WENDY. Aus liebe lässt er sich ihren Namen auf den Schnidel tätowieren. Im schlaffen Zustand ist allerdings nur WY zu lesen. Auf einem Bahnhofsklo trifft er beim... Die deutsche Urlauberin hat sich einen gut gebauten, dunkelhäutigen Gigolo angelacht und schließlich landen sie im Bett. Als sie bei der Zigarette danach beglückt auf sein erschlafftes... Det var ett europeiskt par som skulle åka på smekmånad till Bahamas. Mannen ville göra tjejen lite glad så han tatuerade han in hennes namn, Wendy, på manslemmen. Dessvärre syntes bara W och Y när... Ein Amerikaner, der seine Freundin aufrichtig liebte, beschloss, ihren Namen auf seinen Penis zu tätowieren. Ihr Name war "WENDY". Die Tätowierung wurde im erigiertem Zustand gemacht, so dass, wenn... Un uomo si fa tatuare sul pisello il nome della sua fidanzata Wendy, di modo che quando c'e l'ha normale si vede solo "wy" e quando gli va in tiro tutto il nome. Un giorno in palestra questo tizio,... A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's... Er komt nen Belgische toerist in een Jamaicaans café en bestelt iets om te drinke. Voor hij vertrekt gaat hij nog naar de wc. Daar begint ie te pissen. Plots komt er daar een pekzwarte rasechte Bob... Un italiano è fidanzato e per far vedere che la ama scrive il suo nome "Wendy" nelle parti intime; dopo un po va in Giamaica e va in bagno ed il ragazzo guarda il vicino che sta pisciando e vede... Inskickad av Magnus. Tack för bidraget ;-) En man hade tatuerat in sin frus namn, Helga, på snoppen, men när den var slak så syntes bara H och A. Sen gick han in på pissoaren och fick syn på en... N gringo tenía una novia llamada WENDY y estaba bien enamorado por lo que decidió tatuarse en el **** el nombre de su novia. Cuando el **** estaba tranquilo, sólo se veía WY y cuando estaba muy... Κάποιος τύπος είναι τρελά ερωτευμένος με μια Αγγλίδα που τη λένε Wendy και τη γνώρισε το καλοκαίρι στη θάλασσα. Τέτοια είναι η τρέλα του που αποφασίζει και κάνει στο πέος του τατουάζ με το όνομα... Bula avea tatuat pe instrument “Wendy”. Se duce el in Miami… si cum statea el in apa, apa cam rece, prin slip se vedea doar “Wy”. Se intalneste cu un negru. Se uita la slipul astiua si vede tot...
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A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking. One of the lawyers names was Thomas Strange. After a while their conversation became rather morbid, and they started to started to talk about what they...
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After studying all night for his zoology final, David, a senior, enters class confident that he will conquer the test. He takes his seat and looks around at all the panicked faces around him. "I got this," he says to himself, pulling out his lucky pen.

The professor calls for attention and only then does David see the six stuffed birds covered with canvas with only their feet showing. The professor says, "Identify the birds. You have the entire class time. Begin."

"This is impossible," says David.

"Nothing is impossible," replies the professor.

Little by little the other students finish their exam and turn in their papers. David looks down at his blank sheet and shakes his head in disgust as the anger of defeat bubbles forth. "THIS IS RIDICULOUS! I studied all night!" He crumples his test and throws it on the floor. "THIS IS THE DUMBEST TEST I HAVE EVER SEEN!" He jabs his finger in the professor's direction but says nothing, and storms toward the exit.

The professor calls out, "What is your name young man?"

In response, David spins around, hikes up his pants and thrusts his foot at the professor. "You tell me!"
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There was a couple wanted to go out for dinner for their anniversary but they didn’t make it with the babysitter so they had nowhere to leave their little boy!
After a lot of talk father came up with an idea!
"We will put a vinyl at the pickup deck, something with kid-stories so our little boy will sleep at once and everything will be fine!"
"Ok," said the wife.
So,that is what they did and went out sure for their plan.
After about 2 hours, they arrived back home and listen noise and the boy screaming:
"I waaaant,i waaaant,i waaaaant…"
They run up to boy’s room and saw the little boy hitting the wall and screaming the same words:
"I waaaant!"
They wonder about what happened and then they listened to the pickup:
"Do you want to listen my story? Do you want to listen my story? Do you want to listen my story?"
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