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Yo mama is so dirтy when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."

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Dirty jokes Yo Momma Jokes

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiот I'm your brother."

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Animal Jokes Sex Jokes Gay and Lesbian Jokes

Why did the соw jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!

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Animal Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoohoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

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One-Liner Jokes Blonde Jokes Banker Jokes

As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.
The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing!
I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right.
Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left.
Then there was another tree, and another and another ..."
The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."

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Why did the niggеr cross the road?
I don’t know, so I’m following him. He’s sure to be up to something.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

How did the chicken cross the road?

On a wing and a prayer.

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes Animal Jokes

Didn't I see you on the Jerry Springer show?

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Blue Collar Jokes

He was in a wheelchair, kind of a troubled kid. He'd roll away from home all the time.

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Kids Jokes Blue Collar Jokes

Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.

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Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you?
Answer: Shorten the chain.

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Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”

Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”

Doctor: “Every two hours.”

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One-Liner Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!"

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher.
"What did you make of the new English teacher?"
"Burgers, ma'am."

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Food Jokes School Jokes

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's
office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation.
"Oh, come on, quit joking," snickered one.
"You didn't really do that, did you?"
"You would never get through basic training," scoffed another.
The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just gazing at him.
When she finally spoke, she simply asked,
"Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?"

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Office and Work Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Food Jokes Military Jokes

Three heavyweight men; an American, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
The American jumped off and shouted "God save America!"
The English man jumped off and shouted "God Save The Queen!"
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted "God save the person who I land on!''

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God Jokes Sports Jokes American Jokes

Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.

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God Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.

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Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!

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Q: Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids?
A: Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

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