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Tres presidentes (Obama, Sarkozy y Calderón) están desnudos en la sauna de la casa blanca, discutiendo cuál será la estrategia a seguir para derrotar al terrorismo. Tre uomini si stanno rilassando in una sauna quando all'improvviso si ode un trillo. Uno di essi porge una mano all'orecchio ed inizia a parlare; quando finisce si sente osservatissimo e spiega: Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second... Tres hombres están desnudos en la sauna. De repente algo empieza a pitar. El primer hombre, un ingeniero de la Politécnica de Cataluña, aprieta su antebrazo y el pitido para. Los otros lo miran inquisitivamente. - "Es mi busca", dice. "Tengo un microchip bajo la piel de mi brazo". Unos minutos... Três homens estavam sentados nus na sauna. Um Americano, um Japonês e um Brasileiro. De repente, um bip soa. O Americano pressiona seu antebraço e o barulhinho pára. Os outros olham para ele, curiosos. — É meu pager, meu aparelhinho de bip, ele fala. Tenho um microchip sob a pele do meu braço.... Bill Gates, Andrew Grove von Intel und Jerry Sanders von AMD sitzen in einer Konferenz. Plötzlich entschuldigt sich Bill Gates und fängt an, mit seiner Armbanduhr zu reden. Grove und Sanders... Eram três homens um Brasileiro um Chinês e um Argentino. O Chinês todo esperto enventou um celular na mão e disse: -Olha Brasileiro olha Argentino. E os dois: -Nooooooooooooooossa. e o... Soudain, un bip retentit. L’Allemand se serra l’avant-bras et le bip s’arrêta. Les autres la regardèrent d’un air interrogateur. « C’était mon téléavertisseur », a-t-il dit. « J’ai une puce... Japanilainen, saksalainen ja suomalainen olivat lounaalla ravintolassa. Japanilaisen kello alkoi soida, ja hän vastasi kellopuhelimeensa. Suomalainen tuumasi, että onpas tekniikka kehittynyt... Suomalainen, sveitsiläinen ja japanilainen insinööri olivat kokoontuneet neuvotteluun. Yllättäen jostain kuului pirinää, sitten sveitsiläinen insinööri alkoi puhua rannekelloonsa. Hetken päästä...
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Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy? A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here. A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home. On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms. How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops,looks up, and says, "Where?" A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
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