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A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."

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Men jokes Police Officer Jokes

Did you hear about the gаy French General?
He blew Napoleon's Bonaparte!

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Military Jokes

Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss ?
A: He elected to receive.

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Military Jokes

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Office and Work Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Dad Jokes

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Fасiаl' is used.

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Jokes about Women Men jokes Sex Jokes

What did the ear say after it was hit with a high frequency? …
“Son of a pitch! That Hz!”

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Funny Riddles

What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gаy lion?
Having to swallow your pride.

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Funny Riddles

Laptops may lead to impotence. Yay. Im buying my daughters boyfriend an Apple MacBook first thing tomorrow morning.

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One-Liner Jokes

“I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life...
Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.”

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One-Liner Jokes

The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?” ”Yes, your honor.”
“And why was that?"
"Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge check with his records, “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”
“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”

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Judge and Court Jokes

I was just reading that the economy over in New Jersey is so bad, that the Mafia had to lay off three Judges the other day!

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Judge and Court Jokes

Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Facebook Jokes Friendship Jokes

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Facebook Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

“Boss can I have a week off around Christmas?”
“It’s May...”
“Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?”

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Christmas Jokes One-Liner Jokes Boss Jokes

"What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?"
"Rude-olph."
"What street in France do reindeer live on?"
"Rue Dolph."
"How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?"
"Nothing, it’s on the house!"
"What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?"
"Looks like rein, deer!"
"Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?"
"He’s on a non-deery diet."
"What kind of money do reindeer use?"
"Bucks!"

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Christmas Jokes Coffee Jokes Diet and Weight Loss Jokes

A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time.
The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called Tolio."
"Don't you mean роliо?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
Men then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"Well, I also had Kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts, his wife gasped and said, "Don't tell me, you also had Smallcox!"

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Marriage and Family Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Sex Jokes

A couple have been dating for a few weeks, but the guy has been afraid of making advances because he thinks his реnis is on the small side.
Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her down lovers’ lane. While they’re kissing, he opens his trouser zip and guides her hand onto his оrgаn.
‘No thanks,’ says the girl. ‘I don’t smoke.’

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Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

You might be a redneck if 5th grade was the best 6 years of your life.

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Redneck jokes

If loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunк, you might be a redneck

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Redneck jokes

Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha. I did this with my life.

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Funny Quotes