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A really dumb woman tries to use her computer, but it wouldn't work. So she calls a computer repairman to come out and fix it. The computer repairman comes and looks at the computer. He notices that it wasn't plugged in, so he plugs it in. He starts up the computer and the woman was so overjoyed that she asks him what was wrong with the computer. He replied that it was an "I D 10 T error"

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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.

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A guy picks up a pr*stitute and proceeds to spend a couple of hours with her at a seedy motel.
A few days later, he finds that he has caught сrавs.
He chases down the рrоsтiтuте and says, "hey вiтсh, you gave me сrавs".
She replies, "what'd you expect for ten bucks? Lobster?"

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Dirty jokes

Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face?
A: It will kick off your ladder…

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Animal Jokes

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A Shaolin monk, a great philosopher and a priest were walking down a country road and came upon a young farm boy. At that moment the four of them looked up to see a chicken crossing the road.

The question arose, why does the chicken cross the road?

The Shaolin monk said it’s the destiny of the chicken to seek its own path.

The great philosopher said its action teaches a lesson in the ways of nature much like life itself.

The Priest said it’s because it follows the plan of our maker under his divine rule.

Just then the young farm boy spoke up, "Actually, it’s because I left the chicken coop door open."

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I met Hillary Clinton about seven months ago. Talk about strange bedfellows' right there. And we didn't even really talk to each other -- we kinda just stood next to each other at the urinаl for a couple of minutes.

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Blue Collar Jokes American Presidents Humor

First cannibal:
"Come and have dinner in our but tonight."
Second cannibal:
"What are you having?"
First cannibal:
"Hard-boiled legs."

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Food Jokes Dark Humor Jokes

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.

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What did God say when he made the first niggеrs?
Oops! Burnt another one!

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One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."

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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.

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Kids Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes

One morning Lil Johnny walks into the classroom with no shirt on.
Teacher looks at him and asks where he has been.Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill.
The next day Johnny walks in with no pants on.
Teacher looks at him and asks where have you been.
Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill.
The next day Johnny comes in completly nакеd.
The teacher gasps and asks Johnny again where hes been.
Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill.
Johnny looks over his shoulder and sighs her she comes now.

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School Jokes Little Johnny Jokes

Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes

How can you tell she's a macho women?
She rolls her own tampons.

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Jokes about Women Men vs Women Jokes

A lawyer is paid £950 in new bills but, on counting the money, he discovers that two notes have stuck together and he’s been overpaid by £50.
This leaves him with an ethical dilemma – should he tell his partner?

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Money jokes Lawyer Jokes

Yo mama so fат the National Hurricane Center named each of her farts.

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Nationality Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.

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News and Politics Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

My supervisor came to me, she said, 'Dominique, you know tomorrow's your drug test.' I just laughed. She said, 'Why are you laughing?' I said, 'Because this must be my last day.'

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Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes Boss Jokes

God says for us to be fruitful and multiply.
So what do you say?

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