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Двама мъже пият в кръчмата и по едно време единия за да обиди другия казва: Сидять два чоловіки за барною стойкою. Один з них починає чіплятися до другого: — Я спав з твоєю матір'ю! В барі настає тиша, всі чекають реакції другого. Перший знову кричить ще голосніше: — Я спав з твоєю матір'ю! — Іди додому, тату, ти п'яний! Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The... Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The... To fyllebøtter satt i en bar da den ene begynte å fornærme den andre. - Jeg har ligget med moren din! ropte han. Det ble helt stille i baren, og alle ventet på hva den andre ville gjøre. Førstemann... Bārā sēž jau krietni vien iedzēris večuks. Pēkšņi viņš pieceļas, pienāk pie kāda kovboja un saka: - Es pārgulēju ar Tavu māti! Uzrunātais nekādi uz to nereaģē. Večuks atgriežas pie sava galdiņa,...
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A man died and went to hеll and was sitting on a stone looking very depressed.
Another demon came up to him and asked: "Why the glum look, man?"
The man replied: "Well I just died and now I'm in hеll."
But the demon just smiled and said: "Don't feel bad, it's not a bad thing at all. Do you like smoking?" the demon asked.
The man's face lit up and he answered; "Yeah!" "Well on Mondays we all get together and smoke till we die. The best thing is, we're already dead!" the demon answered.
"Alright!" creid the man.
"Do you like drinking?" the demon asked.
"Yeah!" The man answered.
"Well on Wednesdays we all get together and drink till we die. The best thing is, we're already dead!" the demon answered.
"Sweet!" cried the man.
"Are you gаy?" asked the demon.
The man frowned and said: "No."
The demon replied: "Oh, then you're gonna hate Saturdays..."
Младеж кандидатства за работа в частна фирма. Ζόρικες Παρασκευές Студент бил сгазен от автобус. Свестил се на другият свят. В креслото срещу него седял Сатаната. Нов затвореник штотуку пристигнат во затворот. Чуварот го теши: Ένας τύπος πεθαίνει και πάει στην κόλαση . Με το που βλέπει το Βελζεβούλη τα παίζει και αρχίζει και φωνάζει . Τον πιάνει ένας αρχιδιάβολος εκεί μέσα και τον ρωτάει :
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A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off.
The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted.
At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an example of him.
He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand."
The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.
Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to find a place in hеll please stand up!"
The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that he’s the only one standing.
Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don’t know what we’re voting on here, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!"
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Q) Why wouldn't the skeleton go skydiving?
A) He didn't have the guts for it. Q) How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A) Tickle his funny воnе. Q) Why wasn't the skeleton afraid of the policeman?
A) He knew they couldn't pin anything on him. Q) What room can a skeleton not go into?
A) The living room Q) Why do skeletons make bad miners?
A) Because they only go six feet under Q) How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
A) He could feel it in his bones. Q) What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
A) Spare ribs Q) What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
A) I'll have a вееr and a mop. Q) What did the skeleton wear on Halloween?
A) A human costume Q) Why are skeletons always so calm?
A) Because nothing gets under their skin Q) What do skeletons say before they begin eating?
A) Bon appetit! Q) Why don't skeletons play music in church?
A) Because they have no organs. Q) What's a skeleton's favorite weapon?
A) A bow and marrow. Q) Where did the skeleton keep his pet bird?
A) In his rib cage Q) What do you call a skeleton who uses the doorbell?
A) A dead ringer Q) What do you call the lie told by a skeleton?
A) A little fib-ula Q) What do skeletons do on New Year's Eve?
A) Eat, drink and be scary Q) Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A) To go to the body shop Q) What did the boss call his incompetent employee?
A) A bonehead Q) What did the skeleton say when he rode his Harley?
A) Воnе to be wild! Q) Why did the little skeleton want to quit the football team?
A) Because his heart wasn't in it Q) Why didn't the little skeleton want to get up in the morning?
A) He was a lazy bones. Q) Where do teenage skeletons go to class?
A) High skull Q) What instrument did the little skeleton want to play?
A) The trombone Q) Why wouldn't the little skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
A) He didn't have the stomach for it. Q) Why did the mother keep telling the little skeleton to drink his milk?
A) Because milk is good for the bones Q) Why did the little skeleton laugh at the joke?
A) Because he thought it was humerus Q) Why did the little skeleton do extra work?
A) Because he wanted the воnе-us points Q) Why didn't the little skeleton want to go to the dance?
A) He had no body to go with. Q) What instrument did the little skeleton want to play?
A) The trombone Q) Why wouldn't the little skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
A) He didn't have the stomach for it. Q) Why did the little skeleton hate the winter?
A) Because the wind went right through him
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A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Вееr", he says
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,"That isn't really Magic Вееr, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the вееr, jumps out the window,flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of вееr, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Вееr, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the вееr, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every воnе in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, you're a real аsshоlе when you're drunк, Superman!"
Волшебни прозори Ο ξενος Ο σουπερμάν μεθυσμένος C'est une femme qui vient de larguer son mec На 3000-хилядния етаж на Емпайърстейт бюлдинг, в едно заведение, стои силно почерпен човек и до него сяда младеж на около 20 години. Un mec ivre entre dans un bar, en haut d'une tour de 20 étages. Un habitué bourré lui dit : This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes... Kommt ein Mann zu einer Feier im 99. Stockwerk eines Wolkenkratzers. Dort trifft er einen Mann der sagt: "Die Scwingungen dieses Gebäudes sind so gut, wenn Du da aus dem Fenster springst, stopptst du kurz bevor du aufkommst. Und dann fliegst Du wieder hoch." - "Blödsinn! Dann mach doch mal!"... This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place, and he takes a seat at the bar. “This is a nice place. I’ve never been here before,” he says to the guy next to him. “Oh, really?” the other replies. “It is a nice place. It’s also... Un hombre entra a un bar situado en la azotea de un hotel y se sienta junto a otro tipo. - «¿Qué estás bebiendo?» Le pregunta al hombre que tiene a su lado.-«Cerveza mágica», contesta el otro.-«¿Si? ¿Y qué tiene de mágica? Entonces el otro se gira, da un trago a su cerveza, se tira al vacío y... Eine Bar auf einem Hochhaus, 2 Männer sitzen nebeneinander, sagt der eine zum anderen: "Weißt du was, man kann hier vom Dach hinunterspringen, ohne dass einem etwas passiert!" Der zweite: "Das... Det var en gång en amerikan som satt i en bar längst upp i Empire State Building. Då kom det in en norrman och satte sig bredvid amerikanen. Då sa amerikanen: - Jag har kommit på att om man hoppar... Er zitten twee mannen op een dak, zegt de een tegen de ander: "Ik spring hier vanaf en als ik boven de grond ben en mijn handen wapper kom ik rustig neer." "Dat geloof ik niet!" zegt de andere... So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to... Dois bêbados estavam num desses bares nas coberturas dos prédios. De repente, um falou para o outro: — Você sabia que este prédio tem uma peculiaridade muito interessante? Se eu pular daqui, existe... Un borracho que se encontraba en un bar le dice a otro borracho: Yo puedo brincar de la azotea de este edificio y rebotar. El otro borracho le dice que se lo muestre, así es que suben a la azotea y... En man kommer in i baren högst upp i en skyskrapa, går direkt fram till bardisken och beställer en dubbel vodka utan is. När han svept drinken dunkar han huvudet tre gånger i bardisken, går fram... Dos borrachos reunidos en un bar ubicado en un penthouse, están mirando por el balcón hacia abajo. Le dice el uno al otro:¡Compadre esto está muy alto! ¡sí, compadre, demasiado alto! Hagamos una... Een man loopt een cafe bovenop een wolkenkrabber binnen, bestelt een biertje en gaat zitten. Naast hem zit een man die opstaat, in het raam gaat staan en eruit springt. Even later komt hij gewoon... Sitzen zwei Männer in einer Bar im Hochhaus. Da sagt der eine zu dem anderen: "Wetten wir, das ich, wenn ich einen Spezialdrink nehme aus dem Fenster springen kann und im ersten Stock anhalten und... Mannen kom in på krogen högst upp på hotellet. Han beställde en dubbel wodka, svepte den, dunkade huvudet 3 gånger i bordet och hoppade ut genom fönstret. Efter ett tag kom han in igen och gjorde... Resulta que una señorita llamada katy(una dama de compañía) llega a una de esas fiestas para gente de mucho nivel y dinero, en el último piso de un gran hotel. Luego de un par de vueltas divisa a... Un hombre llega al bar de un gigantezco rascacielos en el último piso. Pide una bebida y le llama la atención un gradulón borracho cerca de él. Mientras lo observa el hombre se tira por la ventana... A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out. The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw.... A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks “What’s so magical about it?” the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the... A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back... So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, “After this last drink, I’m going to the roof to kill myself.” A guy sitting next to him says, “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”, in which... Sitzen zwei Typen am Tresen in einer Kneipe oben im 8ten Stock. Meint der eine:“Du, ich zeig dir mal was ganz Verrücktes!“ Sprichts, steigt aufs Fensterbrett, springt ab, flattert eine Runde durch... Siamo a New York, e un tizio si butta giu' da un grattacielo, piroetta un paio di volte, svolazza a destra e a sinistra, ed infine atterra precisamente. Un passante vedendolo gli chiede - Ehi, ma... A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you... Egy Manhatteni toronyház felső szintjén lévő bárban két férfi iszogat a bárpultnál egymás mellett. Sorra isszák a whiskeyket, mire az egyik meszólítja a másikat: - Ezt 10 whiskey után bárki... Dette finner sted i en skyskraper i New York. I toppen av denne skyskraperen ligger en bar, og opp til denne baren går en heis. En dag kommer det en mann inn i baren, går bort til disken og... Postávají dva ožralové na střeše mrakodrapu a jeden říká: „Podívej, jak jsme vysoko. Teď když skočím dolů, nic se mi nestane, protože je to takový tlak, že mě to vynese.” Druhý chlap na něj... Spring fra skyskrabere Se i USA har de jo mange skyskrabere. På sådan en helt almindelig skyskraber med mange andre skyskrabere omkring, havde de en Roof-Top bar. To mænd står i baren og drikker.... Two men are sitting in a restaurant bar at the top of a skyscraper. After each had a few drinks, one says to the other, ”I bet you didn’t know about the updrafts between these skyscrapers. They are... Τρείς μεθυσμένοι, ανεβασμένοι στην κορυφή ενός ουρανοξύστη, κοιτάνε το έδαφος 600 μέτρα κάτω και ξαφνικά λέει ο ένας: - Ρε παιδιά, αισθάνομαι τόσο καλά που νομίζω ότι θα πετάξω. Δίνει λοιπόν μια... Το πένθος...
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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says, "We'll just see about that, get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.
He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man''s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?"
"Sand," says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about. I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his вееr and says, "Bicycles."
Ein Sack Sand Λαθραία Што крадел работникот од фабриката секој ден? В някакъв завод всяка вечер на портала един от работниците излизал с ръчна количка, покрита с вестник. Adamın biri, bisikletle Türkiye’den İran’a geçiyormuş, selesinde kocaman bir torba.. Juan was a Mexican man riding his bike to go across the American border. He was holding two bags full of sand on his back. As soon as he got to the border, the guard stopped him and asked what was in the bags. While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?", asked the guard. "Sand," said the cyclist. "Get them off - we'll take a look," said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied...
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A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries. Ein Pferd kommt in den Saloon und bestellt einen Whiskey. ,"Was bin ich schuldig?",- "Sechs Dollar," sagt der Keeper und schluckt, "Also, ein Pferd habe ich noch nie bedient." ,Da meint der Gaul nur:,"Bei den Preisen wird es auch das letzte Mal gewesen sein!" Gorilin biri bara girmiş.Barmenden bir içki istemiş.Barmen çok şaşırmış tabii,ama belli etmeden gorilin içkisini vermiş..Hesap ödeme zamanı gelince de üç misli fazla söylemiş.Goril ses çıkarmadan... Estaba un cantinero esperando al primer cliente, cuando al cabo de varias horas, entra un caballo, se sienta y pide un trago. El caballo se toma el trago y le pregunta cuánto le debe. El cantinero... En apekatt kommer inn på en bar, legger en 200-lapp på baren og ber om én øl. “Jøss, en snakkende apekatt...”, tenker bartenderen. “Selv om han kan snakke, så er han sikkert ikke så flink til å...
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Lucky Dog Jimmy was staring at a dog in the park whilst the dog was licking himself in inappropriate parts and said to his dad, "I wish I could do that." Jimmy's dad looked down at Jimmy and said, "Maybe if you ask the dog nicely, he might let you!" These two drunks walk out of a bar and see a dog across the streets licking its own nuts. First guy says "Man, sure wish I could do that." Second says "I dunno, I think I'd pet him first." Dos amigos ven a un perro que se está lamiendo los cojones. - ¡Cómo me gustaría poder hacer eso mismo! - dice uno de ellos -. Y el otro contesta: - Bueno, pero antes intimarías un poco con el... Kaksi ruotsalaista olivat puistossa, kun he huomasivat koiran olevan pusikossa nuolemassa sukupuolielimiään ja sai suurta mielihyvää. - Mitä ihmettä se oikein tekee? kysyi Börje. - Göran, joskus... To menn ser på en hund slikke seg nedentil. Den ene mannen sier: "Jeg skulle ønske jeg kunne gjøre det!" "Virkelig?" sier den andre. "Jeg hadde bare tenkt å klappe den."
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A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar.
He steps over to her an says, "Hey baby, let me suск on your niррlеs."
She says, "Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your аss."
He laughs and says, "Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then."
She says, "Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man кill you."
"This is my final offer", he says, "I'll hold you upside-down, pour вееr into your рussy, and drink from your сunт."
She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to liск her тiтs.
He yells, "I'll кill him!"
She then tells him he was going to kiss her.
By now he's рissеd and starts walking in his direction.
She says, "Wait!
He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour вееr down my тwат, and drink from me!"
Her boy friend stops and say's "Sorry ваве, I can't fuск with anyone who can drink that much вееr."
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John O'Reilly hoisted his вееr and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself.
You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years.
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. A mile down the road, he's stopped by a police officer.
The officer walked up to the driver's side window holding a Breathalyzer and said: "Good evening sir. We're testing for drunк driving. Would you please вlоw into this machine?"
The man says: "Sorry officer, but I can't do that. I have asthma. If I вlоw in that machine, I will get out of air."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample", said the officer.
"I can't do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death."
"Well, then we need a urinе sample."
"I'm sorry officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright... then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line."
"I can't do that either, officer."
The officer was getting irritated... "And why not?"
"Because I'm dead drunк."
Две момченца седят пред лекарски кабинет. Не можам Playing Doctor Ανάλυση ούρων Αναλύσεις Εξέταση ούρων Две деца стоели в чакалнята в поликлиниката. Едно от тях плачело много силно. Ein Mann wird bei der Polizeikontrolle angehalten. Polizist: Cop pulls over a man: Катаджия спрял пиян шофор и му казал: Киро и Иванчо,на 7 са в поликлиниката за изследвания. Иванчо плаче та се къса. Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly. Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic. Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face.The other guy asked, "Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test." The second one asked, "So? Why are you crying? Are you afraid?" The first guy replied, "No. Not... Сидить маленька дівчинка в лікарні й плаче. Підходить до неї хлопчик: — Чому ти плачеш? — Я прийшла робити аналіз крові й мені палець відріжуть. Хлопчик заплакав ще сильніше за дівчинку. — А ти чому плачеш? — запитала дівчинка. — А я прийшов аналіз сечі здавати… A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says,... Un conducteur se fait arrêter par la police : - soufflez dans le ballon s'il vous plaît. - je peux pas je suis asmathique. - on va alors vous faire une prise de sang. - je ne peux pas, je suis... Toto est dans la salle d'attente de l'infirmerie de l'école, en compagnie d'un petit camarade qui sanglote très fort. - Mais pourquoi pleures-tu comme cela ? demande-t-il. - Je viens pour une... Bir gün temel hastaneye gitmiş doktorun odasına giderken ağlayan bir Adam görmüş. Adama sormuş: - "Niye agliyursin da" Adam cevap vermiş: - "Kan tahlili için geldim parmağımı kestiler onun acısına... Een man komt uit een caf?stapt zijn auto in en rijdt richting huis. Na 200 meterwordt de man aangehouden door een politieagent. Agent: 'Goedenavond meneer, wij doen eenalcoholcontrole. Wilt u even... Toto va chez le médecin et voit une fille qui pleure: - Pourquoi tu pleures. - Parce que je vais faire une analyse de sang. - Tu pleure pour sa? - Mon frêre m'a dit que pour faire une analyse de... Toto va chez le docteur et vois une fille qui pleure. Toto : "Pourquoi tu pleures ?" La fille : "Parce que je viens faire une analyse de sang." Toto : "C'est pour sa que tu pleures ?" La fille :... Δυο παιδάκια, ο Γιαννάκης κι ο Κωστάκης, κάθονται έξω από τα εξωτερικά ιατρεία του νοσοκομείου. Ο Γιαννάκης κλαίει γοερά. Κωστάκης: Γιατί κλαις; Γιαννάκης: Ήρθα για εξετάσεις αίματος. Κωστάκης:... A rendőr megállít egy autóst: - Jó napot!Személyi igazolványt és forgalmit kérek! - Odaadja neki az autós, a rendőr nézi egy darabig majd így szól: - Kérem, fújjon a szondába! - Nem lehet. - Ugyan,...
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Ќе живеам? Ποιότητα ζωής Mann beim Arzt: Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years? Иванчо отива при доктора: Jeg vil gerne blive 100 år. - ”Doktor, jeg vil gerne blive 100 år.” - ”Ryger De?” - ”Nej.” - ”Drikker De?” - ”Aldrig.” - ”Hmm, spiller De kort, kører De for stærkt, vælter De Dem i kvinder?” -... Un barbat la doctor: - Domnule doctor, cum as putea sa traiesc 100 de ani? - Fumati? - Nu! - Mancati mult si cu pofta? - Nu! - Beti alcool? - Nu! - Amante? - Nu, domnule! - Pai si atunci de ce...
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