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We were in Salino, Utah when we were arrested for not going through a green light. We pleaded "maybe". I asked the judge if he knew what time it is, he did, and I said, "No further questions."
I went to court for a parking ticket. I pleaded insanity. I said, "Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?"
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... When I came back the entire area was missing.
I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.
One night a jet flew a little bit too close to my house. I was walking from the living room to the kitchen, and the stewardess told me to sit down.
When I go, I'm flying Air Bizarre. It's a good airline. You buy a one way round trip ticket. You leave any Monday, and they bring you back the previous Friday... That way you still have the weekend.
I have a friend named Dennis. Both of his parents were midgets, but he isn't a мidgет. He's a мidgет-dwarf. He's two inches tall. He's the one who poses for trophies.
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street, and... Ooooohhhhhh, that's much better...
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A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome.
He mentioned the trip to his barber who responded…
“Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?
It’s crowded and dirтy and full of Italians.
You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?”
“We’re taking American Airlines,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!”
“American Airlines?” exclaimed the barber.
“That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they’re always late.
So, where are you staying in Rome?”
“We’ll be at the downtown International Marriott.”
“That dump? That’s the worst hotel in the city.
The rooms are small, the service is surly and they’re overpriced.
So, whatcha doing when you get there?”
“We’re going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.”
“That’s rich,” laughed the barber. “You and a million other people trying to see him.
He’ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You’re going to need it.”
A month later, the man again came in for his regular haircut.
The barber asked him about his trip to Rome.
“It was wonderful,” explained the man, “not only were we on time in one of American Airlines s brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class.
The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful 28-year-old stewardess who waited on me hand and foot.
And the hotel - it was great! They’d just finished a $25 million remodelling job, and now it’s the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!”
“Well,” muttered the barber, “I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.”
“Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to personally meet some of the visitors, and if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand!
I knelt down as he spoke a few words to me.”
“Really?” asked the barber. “What’d he say?”
He said, “Where’d you get the сrаррy haircut?”
Жена си прави прическа, преди да замине на екскурзия до Рим. Esto era un tipo ingenioso que se fue a cortar el pelo, y el peluquero resultó ser un charlatán de cuidado. Así hablando el tipo le contó: - Estoy pensando en ir de viaje a Roma. -¿ A Roma? Allí... Facet przed wycieczką do Rzymu postanowił jeszcze udać się do fryzjera. Podczas strzyżenia wspomniał fryzjerowi o wycieczce, a ten na to: - Rzym? Po co ktokolwiek chciałby tam jechać? Jest...
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In an aeroplane flying to Melbourne a blonde girl leaves her seat and goes to the business class.
The stewardess, who’ s watching her, gently asks her to see her ticket and tells her that she has to go back to her seat.
But the blonde girl replies “I am young, beautiful, I travel to Melbourne and I’m staying here”.
The stewardess goes to the cockpit and explains the copilot what happened.
So he comes out of the cockpit and tries to explain to the blonde girl that she had to go back to her seat.
And again the blonde girl says “I am young, beautiful, I travel to Melbourne and I’m staying here”.
The copilot, confused, returns to the cockpit and explains the situation to the aircraft commander.
“Don’t worry”, he says, “My wife is a blonde… I can hanlde it!”.
So the commander, goes out, spots the blonde and whispers something in her ear.
Suddenley, she stands up and says “Oh sorry mister…I didn’ t know…!” and runs back to her seat.
“What the hеll did you tell her?” asks the copilot who was watching the scene.
“I told her that people in the business class are not flying to Belbourne”
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Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?
What is the speed of darkness?
Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for ‘normal’ people at the Special Olympics?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it wouldut it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder……
Who was the first person to look at a соw and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?’
Who was the first person to say, ‘See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s вuм.’
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their вuм when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand еrест while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on…….
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you вlоw in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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A flight is on its way to Sydney, Australia when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful,
I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde вiмво sitting in first class, that belongs in economy, and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her, “First class isn’t going to Sydney.”
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There are four people on an airplane. The pilot, Нiтlеr, An old man, and a young boy with a backpack. About 20 minutes into the flight the pilot runs out and yells. " The plane is going to crash! Grab a parachute and jump!" The young boy says, " But sir, there are only 3 parachutes. Not all of us will survive." All of the people look at eachother and the pilot says, " I deserve to live." So he jumps out of the plane leaving 2 parachutes and 3 people. Нiтlеr says, " I have done so much to the world. I should live." So he grabs a parachute and jumps leaving 1 parachute and 2 people. The old man squats down and says to the little boy, " Son, I have lived my life to its fullest so you take the last parachute." the little boy says, " thats okay, we still have 2 parachutes." The old man says, " How? Нiтlеr took the other one." The little boy adds, " No he didnt. Нiтlеr took my backpack.
Падобран Parachute Crap Shoot Bush der Papst und ein Schuljunge Flugzeug stürzt ab Бил Гејтс, Меси, Папата и Македонецот A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes. В един самолет пътували четирима души. Президент, Професор, Студент и Старец. По едно време самолетът се развалил и пилота им казал, че има само 3 парашута. Президентът грабнал първия парашут и казал: Ένα βράδυ, ένα Delta αεροσκάφος με δύο κινη τήρες, πετούσε με προορισμό το New Jersey. Στο αεροσκάφος υπήρχαν 5 άτομα - ο πιλότος, ο Michael Jordan, ο Bill Gates, ένας ηλικιωμένος και ένας χίππις. Obama, Renzi, il Santo padre ed un giovane studente stanno rientrando da un viaggio diplomatico in aereo. L'aereo subisce un guasto fatale ed i passeggeri sono costretti a buttarsi con il paracadute. A blonde woman, a priest, a pilot, and a high schooler are all on a crashing plane. An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I am... Bush,Haider,der Papst und ein Junge sitzen im Flieger. Plötzlich kommen Turbolenzen auf. Da sagt der Pilot: " Wir stürzen ab! Bitte alle denn Flieger verlassen!" OK es sind 3 Fallschirme aber 4 Personen. Da sagt Bush: " Ich bin der wichtigste und gescheiterste Mann der Welt, ich nehm mir... A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them. The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. The pope told the... Un avión está a punto de estrellarse. Hay cuatro pasajeros en el avión pero solo tres paracaídas. El primer pasajero dice: "Soy Steph Curry, el mejor jugador de la NBA. Los Warriors y mis millones de fans me necesitan, así que no puedo permitirme morir". Coge la primera mochila y salta del avión.... En Norrman, en Amerikan, en Svensk och en Finne på flygresa. Plötsligt stannade motorn. Piloten kom ut från cockpiten med en fallskärm på sig och sa, - Auto piloten är på men motorn har lagt av och eftersom vi flyger över bergen så finns det inte en... Ein Flugzeug ist am Abstürzen. 5 Passagiere sind an Bord, es gibt jedoch nur 4 Fallschirme. Der erste Passagier sagt: "Ich bin Robert Hartlauer, der größte Fotolöwe. Ohne mich werden die... An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Stephen King , the best selling author of my time... My millions of fans need... Een dokter, een advocaat, een kleine jongen en een priester zitten op een zondagochtend in een klein vliegtuigje voor een mooie rondvlucht boven Nederland. Plotseling krijgt het vliegtuigje motor... En präst, en lärare, en hockeyspelare, en student och den dåvarande presidenten Bush befann sig i ett flygplan som höll på att störta och det fanns bara fyra fallskärmar för dem att dela på.... Four people are in an airplane, the pilot, the smartest man in the world, the richest man in the world, and a punk teenager. The airplane experiences some difficulties, and the pilot informs the... En un avión iban 4 personas, un político, un sacerdote, un jugador y un niño. Un motor del avión se estaba incendiando, entonces el capitán dice hay 4 paracaídas, uno para mí y los restos son... Der var tre mand ombord på en brændende flyver. En advokat, en familiefar og en præst. Desværre ville skæbnen at der kun var to faldskærme ombord. Advokaten begyndte straks at tale sin sag og... En un avión iba el Papa, el presidente Clinton, un atlante, un jipi y la tripulación del avión. En pleno vuelo el avión comenzó a fallar, el capitán del avión se dirigió a los cuatro pasajeros y... In einem Flugzeug sitzen 4 Leute: Trump, ein Egoist, der Papst und ein 10-jähriger Junge. Da kommt der Pilot und sagt: „Es gibt ein Problem mit der Maschine, ihr müsst leider alle abspringen. Ich... There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young... Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world... En tysk, en norrman, en pilot och Bellman var ombord på ett flygplan när det plötsligt fick fel på motorerna. Men det fanns bara tre fallskärmar. Då sa Bellman till piloten: - Här har du. Du får... Donald Trump, ein Geistlicher und ein Pfadfinder fliegen mit einem kleinen Flugzeug, das Motorprobleme bekommt. Der Pilot gibt bekannt: „Wir müssen abspringen. Leider gibt es nur drei Fallschirme.... Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Prins Bernhard en een student zitten met z'n drieën in een vliegtuig. Op een gegeven moment vallen allebei de motoren uit en begint het vliegtuig hoogte te verliezen. Er... 5 Leute sitzen in einem abstürzenen Flugzeug, aber es sind nur 4 Fallschirme an Bord. 1. Ronaldo An airplane was once making a routine flight from Hackensack, New Jersey to New York City. The people on board where the world's smartest politician, the pilot (also a father), a Boy Scout,... Em um avião estavam Michael Jordan, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, O Dalai Lama e um hippie e 5 para quedas. A certa altura, o piloto aparece e diz: — Senhores o avião está caindo, salve-se quem puder.... Donald Trump ein Prominent ein alter Opa und ein kleines Schulkind sitzen im Flugzeug. Das Flugzeug ist gerade am abstürzen, es gibt aber nur 3 Fallschirme, Donald Trump sagt ich nehme den ersten... Egy repülőgépen utazik Bush, Gorbacsov, Ceaucescu és a Pápa. A gép egyszer csak kigyullad és zuhanni kezd lefelé. A pilóta így szól: - Baj van uraim! Öten vagyunk, és csak négy ejtőernyőnk van.... Aux journées portes ouvertes d'une base militaire, trois personnes ont gagné à une tombola un tour dans un petit avion avec un général de l'armée française. Les gagnants sont: Un scout, un vieil... Čech, Rus, Američan a Brit letí letadlem. Náhle se jim vznítí motor a mají jen tři padáky. Prvního padáku se chytí Rus a vyskakuje se slovy: „Jako příslušník nejinteligentnějšího národa mám právo... Su un aereo c'è Berlusconi, il papa, il pilota, un bambino scout e Bush. L'aereo comincia a precipitare, ma ci sono solo 4 paracaduti. Allora devono decidere chi si deve salvare. Il pilota va... The greatest Doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack, and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the... Ein Österreichischer Pilot, ein Deutscher ein Franzose und ein Russe fliegen in einen Flugzeug. Auf einmal hatte das Flugzeug keinen Sprit mehr. Der Österreicher sagte: "Wir haben nur 3... Obama, Berlusconi, un Papa e un bambino stanno facendo un viaggio in aereo. L'aereo subisce un guasto e i passeggeri si devono buttare con il paracadute ma c'è un problema: ci sono 4 persone e 3... Van e un avion Obama,Cristiano Ronaldo,Zapatero,El papa y un niño de 5 años y llega y dice el piloto que el avion esta teniendo un problema y que hay que saltar pero solo hay 4 paracaidas. Dice... En un avión viaja Ronaldo, la mujer de Bush, Bush, el papa y un niño. Aparece un cartel "Atención, sobre peso, sobre peso" Y Ronaldo dice: - Yo como soy un jugador muy bueno me tengo que salvar.... In einem Flugzeug sitzen, neben dem Piloten, George Bush, Helmut Kohl, der Papst und ein Student. 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Чужденец лети с български самолет. Летит американец на самолёте российской авиакомпании. Подходит к нему стюардесса и спрашивает: Американски турист лети с руските авиолинии. Стюардесата пита: Num avião a comissária de bordo pergunta: It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. Leci Amerykanin polskimi liniami lotniczymi. Podchodzi do niego miła stewardessa i pyta: - Życzy Pan sobie obiad? - A co jest do wyboru? - Tak lub nie. Uma aeromoça loira chegou para um passageiro e pergunta: — O senhor quer jantar? E o passageiro: — Quais são as opções? Ao que a aeromoça loira responde: — Sim ou não! A flight attendant asks a man: - Sir, do you want something to drink? - What are my options? - Yes and No a aeromoça esta servindo a janta no avião e diz ao cliente: -o senhor vai querer jantar? ele responde: -quais são as opções? ela diz: -sim ou não né deeeeeeeeerrrrrr. E a aeromoça loira pergunta pro passageiro: — Aceita jantar? — Quais são as opções? — Sim... ou ... não! Stewardess az utashoz: - Uram, kér vacsorát? - Miből lehet választani? - Hát, igen vagy nem. Stewardesa către un călător: - Doriţi cina? - Ce pot să aleg? - Da sau nu. Amerikietis skrenda “Aerofloto” lėktuvu. Prieina stiuardesė: - Ar norite pusryčių? - O koks pasirinkimas? - Taip, arba ne.
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There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day. Why they get up at 4am to use the modem, and why they continue to rack up a truly incredible phone bill is beyond me.
Most computer areas, at your home or at your office, tend to be messy. Even you try to keep it clean, it is truly impossible. Whether it be empty Coke cans laying all around, soldering devices, electric diodes, computer parts, or integrated circuits, it is not only a pain for your mother to look at, but a prime Russian ICBM missile target as well.
There is much detail needed to explain a Hacker. For instance, instead of organizing his clothes by color, best ones, or style, he organizes his by pile. Also, he likes to sing songs such as, "Let's get Digital", "We all live in a yellow subroutine", and "Somewhere over the RAMbow".
Most Hackers do well in school. The reason is not to impress their teachers, not to get money from their parents, and not to be educated, but they do it so they can hopefully get a scholarship to MIT. You can't blame them, though, if they are looking out into space. It might be because they are worried if MCI traced the calls that they sent to NORAD.
All Hackers, big or small, love computers, whether they be Trash-80's or an IBM 360/VM workstation. When they get on one, it's mighty hard to get them off of it.
There are 2 types of Hackers. One who likes to crash local BBS's, and the one who writes programs in Assembly Language. The Hacker who crashes systems is the one that most people think that a Hacker is. A typical example of one is John Fredrickson (A.K.A. "The Phone Man"). He loves to crash computers, and break into illegal systems. The ones that he has gotten in to are MCI, CitiBank, school systems, IBM, Southern Веll, and Georgia Tech, not to mention all the ones in between.
The second type of Hacker is the programmer. He writes games, utilities, and anything else that he can think of. Take for example, John Harris, a freelance software writer for On-Line Software Co. John had a brainstorm one day, and decided to write Frogger for the Apple. He thought that it would take about 3 weeks to complete. He started on Frogger a week late, because of the complicated music set that he had to write. After two months, he was almost done. He decided to take a break and go to the Software Expo. He decided to take his nearly completed Frogger, and show it to the consumers at the show. He also took with him the only back-up copy, in case the main disk did not boot.
While at the fair, he was talking to the Manager about getting a booth. He had his disks with him. Then, when he got a booth reserved, he reached down to get his disks, and they were gone! All his hard work, including the MultiLevel character generator, music lines, disk subroutines, assembly routines, debugging programs, etc. All gone.
After that tragedy, John was in a deep depression. He finally started working on it again in 3 months. He completed it in 4 months and 3 days.
Part Two:
Hackers always take time off. There is always one way to notice a true Hacker. At a party, the true Hacker is the one in the corner talking about operating system security and how to get around it. At the beach, the True Hacker is the one drawing flow charts in the sand. At a football game, the true Hacker is the one comparing the football plays against a simulation printed on 11 by 14 fanfold paper.
Most Hackers work for the U.S. Government-- mainly the Department of Defense. You can see the best Hackers at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California.
What sort of environment does a Hacker function best in? No, not a heated room with a clean table and disks organized neatly, but they do best in rooms that have line-printed Snoopy calendars from the year 1969. They do not know how to cook, so they survive on Twinkies and coffee. Instead of wasting electricity for a heater, they spend it on air-conditioners to cool of their computer system in mid-January when the temperatures are below freezing. They wear layers and layers of clothing to keep the body heat in. When you see one of these people, instead of a Hacker coming into your mind, you think that he is about to go on a Polar expedition somewhere in the North Pole.
Hackers also like to hang around arcades. (This is also true for kids, little old ladies, and fighter pilots.) There, secluded in their
own environment, Hackers can talk freely on computer hints and short cuts while playing Pac-Man, or Joust.
All Hackers like Graphics. They like low-resolution, but prefer high-resolution the best. These graphics, such as Sine waves, rotating 3-D boxes, and little balloons, are confined to the limits of a systems capability. The older more experienced Hackers are the ones who are lucky enough to get to work on a VAX system, and maybe even a CRAY-1 SuperComputer. If they use these, they have only the limits of their imagination to stop them.
Most Middle School Hackers between the ages of 10 through 14, like to use computers to do reports on, and play games. Some of these younger generation Hackers have gotten into BASIC programming.
Some people, like to impress real Hackers by making them think that they know everything. There is a name for this kind of person. He is a Sub-Hacker (Intillectuous dumbfoundeth). For instance, you come up to them one day, and say,"Hey so-and-so what does BASIC stand for?" and you could sit there for days, and he would act like the answer was on the tip of his tongue, when it was probably in his toes. It is people like this that give Hackers a bad name.
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All Hackers have rules that they go by. One is to never call long distance on Monday, because of the high phone charge. If builders built buildings they way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker that comes along would destroy civilization. Another is, if the computer accepts a program on the first run without any errors, either there is a malfunction, or it must be a dream.
Hackers are a unique breed. Combining intelligence, personality, and a morale sense of good taste. A Hacker enjoys the environment that appeals to him the most. Such as, the computer room, the arcade, science lab, or the Atari downstairs. They like to be alone. Secluded in their own thoughts, thinking of what the password could be to log on to General Electric. Hackers are the people who are going to make our future brighter, and more exciting in the field of electronics, data processing, artificial intelligence, and programming. We need to support these people in all the ways that we can, so we will be insured of a more happier future in the world of technological advancements.
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If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FАТ??
Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?
Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE?
Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?
In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?
If money doesn’t grow on TREES then why do banks have BRANCHES?
Why doesn’t GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?
Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?
If its true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for?
If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?
If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt, Where Did All The Money Go..?
When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste, Who Tests It..?
If The “Black Box” Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn’t The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol..?
Can You Cry Under Water..?
Why Do People Say “You’ve Been Working Like A Dog” When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
We all r Living in a seriously funny world..!
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