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If you rearrange the letters in "Vladimir Putin" you get murdered.

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What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
"Look I found deep nuts."

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What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
Coco puffs.
What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
Reeces puffs reeces puffs!

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One dinosaur said,
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"

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Communication Jokes Dinosaur jokes

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Communication Jokes

When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!

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Lately, I was by the urologist.
He examined me but he did not tell me the truth into my eyes.

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
"You're not owld enough."

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Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.

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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said:
"Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.

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Do you know what a Mexican motorcycle sounds like?
Cavrone рuта рuта рuта.

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A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS:
Dangerous
Excessive
Member
Of
Crazy
Rats

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There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout.
Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gаy guy at our gym today."
The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?"
Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."

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Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang,"
"Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"

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Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him:
"Lately I have a big problem with my memory."
The psychiatrist asks Johny:
"And how does it demonstrate concretely?"
Johny:
"What?"

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After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"
The flustered agent interrupted.
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."

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Johny has lately written a short email to his brother while asking him only one question in this email:
Hi brother, I am writing to you, I only would like to know, tell me:
How is your fianceé?
The Johny´s brother reply was only:
Hi John, her brother is doing well.

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In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long diскs.
On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club.
When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's реnis length the guy said:
"Mine is 10 inches long"
The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing:
"Here isn't a suitable place for you."
The porter said,
"Look at me I 've turned three time my diск around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby diск."

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My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"

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