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Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
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В магазина: Barbie kaufen Η χωρισμένη Barbie Barbie ΜΠΑΡΜΠΙ Barbie διαζευγμένη E' la Vigilia di Natale ed un babbo entra in un grandissimo negozio di giocattoli per comprare una Barbie per la sua bambina. Eine Frau kommt in ein Spielwarengeschäft.,Sie fragt die Verkäuferin, welche Barbie-Puppen es denn gäbe, da sie sich nicht sicher ist, welche ihre Tochter am Liebsten hätte. Die Verkäuferin zählt auf:,„Da gibt es die blonde Barbie für 19.90, die brünette Barbie für 19.90, die... Entra um pai em uma loja de brinquedos infantis e pergunta ao vendedor sobre novidades do mundo Barbie. — O senhor tem muita sorte, acabaram de chegar 3 modelos novos de Barbie: a solteira, a casada e a divorciada. — Qual a diferença entre eles? — pergunta o pai. — Bom a solteira vem com um top,... Un gars et sa petite fille sont au magasin de jouet pour acheter une poupée Barbie. Le gars voit une Barbie qui fait du ski: 19.99 $ Il en voit une autre qui fait de la moto: 29.99$ Et il en voit... Ein Mann kommt ziemlich spät von der Arbeit nach Hause, als ihm plötzlich einfällt, daß seine Tochter Geburtstag hat. Also stürmt er schnell noch in ein Spielzeuggeschäft, schaut sich kurz um... Rene rijdt naar huis als hij zich plotseling realiseert dat hij nog een cadeautje moet kopen voor zijn dochter's verjaardag. Hij stapt de speelgoed winkel binnen en vraagt naar de prijs van een... Een man gaat samen met zijn dochter naar de speelgoed winkel om voor haar verjaardag een barbie te kopen. De man vraagt aan een medewerker in de winkel: "Hoeveel kosten die barbies?" Zegt de... Mies meni eräänä päivänä lelukauppaan ostamaan tyttärelleen Barbie-nukkea lahjaksi. Hän etsi myyjän ja kysyi tältä paljonko nuket maksavat. Myyjä vastasi: Yoga Barbie 14.95€, Disco Barbie 14.95€... Una bambina entra in un negozio di giocattoli per comprare una Barbie, ma possiede solo 10 euro. Allora chiede all’impiegato: “Quanto costa la Barbie Ballerina?”. “20 euro”. La bambina amareggiata... Un tata scapa de la serviciu un pic mai tarziu si pe drumul spre casa isi aduce aminte ca e ziua fiicei sale. Opreste masina in fata unui magazin de jucarii si o intreaba pe vanzatoare: - Cat costa... Přijde pán do obchodu a ptá se: „Za kolik máte panenku Barbie?” „Kterou máte namysli? Máme Barbie jede na dovolenou za 500 Kč, Barbie uklízí za 550 Kč, Barbie v koupelně za 600 Kč a Rozvedenou... En mand havde glemt sin datters fødelsdag og kom løbende stakåndet ind i enlegetøjsbutik. Ekspedienten: - Hvad kan jeg gøre for Dem? Manden: - Det er min datters fødselsdag og jeg har ingen anelse... Fraskilte Barbie En mand kommer løbende ind i en legetøjs butik. Mand: Det er min datters føselsdag og jeg har glemt hvad jeg skal give hende. Sælger: Hvad med en Barbie? Der er Strand Barbie til... Adam kızına Barbie almak ister ve bir oyuncakçıya girer. - "Vitrindeki Barbie bebek kaç para ?" diye sorar. Satıcı: - "Hangisi beyim ?" ve devam eder: - "Barbie spora gidiyor 19.95 usd, Barbie... Va un señor a comprarle el regalo de navidad a su hija a una juguetería y va a mirar las muñecas Barbies. Ve a la dependienta y le pregunta: - Por favor, ¿cuánto vale esta Barbie Superstar? -... Zapracowany tatuś wraca późną porą samochodem z pracy. Spieszy się do domu, gdy nagle przypomina sobie, że jego córeczka ma właśnie urodziny. Skręca więc szybko do najbliższego sklepu z zabawkami.... Una bambina possiede 10 euro ed entra in un negozio di bambole e dice: - "Quanto costa la barbie ballerina?" - "20 euro" - "E quella nuotatrice?" - "20 euro" - "Quella spagnola?" - "20 euro" - "E... Um homem foi comprar uma barbie para filinha , quando chegou na loja o vendedor disse que te tres tipos: — A barbie ginastica... Custa R$65.00. — A barbie costureira... Custa R$90.00. — E a barbie...
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the saleslady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Doctor:
"Yes, what is it I can do for you?"
Blond:
"Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?"
Doctor:
"The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
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Someone call CSI.
I just killed my workout.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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Strong people don't put other people down.
They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym?
A: Curls.
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Redbull doesn't give you wings.
Lat pulldowns do.
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The only exercise I have done this month... is running out of money.
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Q: How do Columbians develop muscle?
A: By pushing drugs.
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Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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