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[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fат in those pants!

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I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

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Anyone have any sеx laying around they're not using I could borrow?

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You're more special than relativity.

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Virginity like bubble, one рriск all gone.

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I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

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Sсrеw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it ...so I said "Implants?"

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Are you a mum?
I am not a dad!
Maybe you could help me with that!

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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!

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Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gаy bar?
A:
"May I push in your stool?"

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You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?

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Are you a candle?
Because I want to вlоw you.

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Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.

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A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sеxy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money."
"You wanna be my sugar daddy?"
"Nope I'm diabetic!"

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Can I read your t-shirt in braille?

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If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.

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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.

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I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.

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