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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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Q: What do blondes eat to increase their вrеаsт size?
A: Silicone сhiрs.
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Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
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Why did the farmer feed money to his соw?
He wanted rich milk.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals?
A: On the range.
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
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Каква е разликата между пицата и евреина? Σε τι διαφέρει.... Vad är det för skillnad på en jude och en pizza? Pizzan håller tyst när den skickas in i ugnen. Vad är skillnaden på en jude och en pizza? En pizza skriker inte när man puttar in den i ugnen. Quelle est la différence entre un vieux et une pizza ? La pizza ne hurle pas quand tu la mets au four. Qu'elle est la différence entre un juif et une pizza ?? Avez-vous déjà aperçu une pizza tapé à la porte du four ? Sabe qual a diferença entre um judeu e a pizza? R: É que a pizza não reclama antes de ir pro forno... Pizza Hvad er forskellen på en Jøde og en pizza? – Pizzaen skriger ikke når de bliver puttet i ovnen Hvad er foreskellen mellem en jøde og en pizza? Pizzaen skriger ikke når du sætter den i ovnen Omkring 10 kroner Du tager pizzaen ud i ét stykke ¿Cuál es la diferencia entre una pizza y un judío? - Cuando metes la pizza al horno no grita. Verschil tussen een pizza en een jood ? Een pizza schreeuwt niet in de oven Τι διαφορά εχει μια πιτσα απο ενα Εβραιο...! Η πιτσα στον φουρνο δεν ουρλιαζει! Quel est la différence entre une pizza et des juifs ? Les pizzas ne toquent pas à la porte du four Qual a diferença entre a pizza e o judeu? A pizza não esperneia quando vai para o forno.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper.
'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"
The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."
The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"
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Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!
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"If we don't change the direction we're going, we're likely to end up at the wrong end."
"People who go out of their way to help others have great taste."
"An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but not hungry."
"Don't give up though the pace seems slow, you may succeed at another morgue."
"A journey of a hundred trillion cells begins with a single nibble."
"The only difference between a big shot and a little shot is that the big shot takes longer to chew."
"It's all right to have little butterflies in your stomach. In fact, I'd say a trip to the elementary school play is a wonderful idea."
"You don't know what your appetite can get away with until you try. Or are tried."
"If you carry your childhood with you, you should probably go the bathroom soon."
"Never keep up with Joneses. Have them over for dinner."
"Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a very startled swimmer."
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuск a table.
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Yo mama so poor, that she goes to KFC to liск people's fingers.
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Facebook е като хладилник - знаеш, че в него няма нищо, но продължаваш да го проверяваш на всеки 5 минути... Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute. Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it. A Facebook olyan, mint a hűtőszekrény. 15 percenként kinyitogatod, és mindig ugyanaz van benne.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.
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Келнер, в супата ми има муха, бихте ли ми казали какво означава това?! - Келнер! Какво значи тази муха в супата ми? Клиентът пита ядосано: Gość: - Kelner, co znaczy ta mucha w mojej zupie? - Nie wiem, nie jestem wróżką.
Customer:
"Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?"
Waiter:
"I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller."
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Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a chicken?
A: Egg-splosion
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Brave Pig With the Peg Leg Το γουρουνάκι. - Чичо, защо прасето е с дървен крак - ¿Cómo es que últimamente te va tan bien Pepe? - Se lo debo a un cerdo que me compré. Fue un poco caro, pero ¡es un genio! Es capaz de ir al casino ¡y ganar! Gracias a eso ya no tengo problemas económicos Además, me ha descubierto en la granja una mina de oro y petróleo. Él mismo se encarga de... Veterinären hör talas om en bonde som har en gris med protes. Han åker genast dit, och finner en sugga med vänster bakben helt av trä. Veterinären: - Detta är en medicinsk sensation. Varför har ni... Era una vez un tipo que recorría la carretera en su vehículo y de repente, a la orilla de esta ve a un cerdito con una patita de palo, y asombrado detuvo la marcha y se dijo, no lo puedo creer y se...
A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg. The buyer asks, "Why the wooden leg?" The farmer replies, "That pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school."
"Great, but why the wooden leg?"
"The pig is so smart it has a degree in horticulture and philosophy."
"Amazing! But why the вlооdy wooden leg?"
"Well when you have a pig that smart you don't eat it all at once!"
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Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants?
A: Diск-tator.
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