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Q: What did one fат person say to the other?
A: Who cares? They're both fат.
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Are you really that bald, or is your neck just blowing a bubble?
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You're so sтuрid that you had to call 411 to get the number for 911.
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Q: What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
A: A rooster says, "Соск-a-doodle-doo," and a blonde says, "Any c**k'll do."
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Q: Why are blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can understand them.
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Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a bucket of сrар?
The bucket.
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What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia?
A tourist.
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Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on сосаinе and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's аss and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
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Swimmimg...it's not a sport...
Swimmimg...it's not a sport, it's a way to keep from drowning.
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Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fаrт.
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A Harvard and Yale Law grad met in a washroom during a law convention.
The Harvard graduate said, "Didn't they teach you to wash your hands at Yale?"
The Yale grad responded, "They taught us not to рiss on our hands."
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Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.
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Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?
A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.
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Substituting Rats for Lawyers Anwälte ersetzen Ratten Two Scientists were working late discussing ideas about behavior modification studies. Porque razon los cientificos ocupan cada vez mas abogados que ratas en sus experimentos ? 1) Hay mas abogados que ratas. 2) Nadie va a reclamar porque mates un abogado de mas. 3) La anatomia de los... I USA kommer man att börja använda advokater som försöksdjur i stället för råttor. Det blir inga protester för det är ingen som tycker att advokater är gulliga... Det finns alldeles för många. De... - O Instituo Pasteur anunciou que eles não vão mais usar ratos em experiências médicas. No lugar dos ratos, eles vão usar advogados. Eles tiveram três razoes para tomar esta decisão: - 1. Existem... I Californien er man begyndt at bruge advokater som forsøgsdyr i stedet for rotter. Det er der 3 grunde til: 1. Der er flere advokater end rotter 2. Det er ikke alt, man kan få rotter til 3. Der er... В Калифорния започнаха да използват адвокати като експериментални животни вместо плъхове, поради 2 причини: 1. Имат повече адвокати, отколкото плъхове 2. Няма риск лабораторните техници да се... Miksi tiedemiehet käyttävät kokeissaan rottia asianajajien asemasta? Rotilla on inhimmillisempi katse.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
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You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunк to breastfeed you.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she studied for her blood test.
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