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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away.
At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together."
Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"
The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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An old lady buys a pair of parrots, but she cannot identify their sexes.
She spends weeks staring at their cage and eventually, she catches them doing what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn't get them mixed up again, she puts a little white collar around the male parrot's neck. Later, the local priest visits the old lady. The male parrot takes one look at the father's collar and says, "I see she caught you at it, too."
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A young woman goes to church and confesses her sins to the priest.
"Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it."
"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"
"No," the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!"
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A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is it a sin to have sеx before receiving communion?
He replied, "Only if you block the aisle."
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One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying, "F**k this, F**k that."
The town priest hears this and walks up to Johnny and says, You shouldn't swear like that, Johnny. God is all around us."
"Is he in the sky?" asks Johnny.
"Yes," says the priest.
"Is he in that bush over there?" asks Johnny.
"Yes," says the priest."
Is he in my wagon?" asked Johnny.
"Yes," says the priest.
"Well tell him to get the f**k out and push!!!"
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Мъж влиза в църква и се насочва право към изповедалнята. Младеж се изповядва на свещеника: Старец влиза в изповедалнята и казва на свещеника: в церковь заходит старик и обращается к священнику: - я бы хотел... приходит на исповедь пожилой человек. - отец мой, у меня не было... A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice.” Ein Mann geht zur Beichte und sagt zum Priester: "Vater, ich bin 80 Jahre alt, verheiratet, habe vier Kinder und elf Enkelkinder, und letzte Nacht hatte ich eine Affäre mit zwei 18-jährigen Mädchen. Ich hatte Sex mit beiden...zweimal!" Darauf der Priester: "Also, mein Sohn, wann warst Du das... Un anciano entra a la iglesia, y al dirigirse al confesionario le dice al cura: - Padre, yo tengo 82 años, soy casado, tengo 5 hijos y 12 nietos. Pero ayer tuve una aventura con dos ardientes muchachas de 20 años. Le hice el amor dos veces a cada... Un hombre de 80 años entró en el confesionario y le dijo al sacerdote lo siguiente: "Padre, yo soy un hombre de 80 años, estoy casado, tengo 4 hijos y 11 nietos. Anoche tuve un romance con dos... A very old man went to a church, making this confession: - Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex... На сповіді: — Пасторе, я згрішив. Моя дружина поїхала на вихідні в село, а я... зрадив їй з іншою. — Скільки разів? — Скільки разів! Та послухайте, пасторе, я ж прийшов сповідатися, а не хизуватися! A gyóntatófülkében egy öregember ezt mondja a papnak: - 92 éves vagyok. Csodás feleségem van, aki 70 éves. Gyerekeim, unokáim, dédunokáim vannak. Tegnap három stoppos tinédzserlányt vittem az... Un anciano entra al confesionario y dice al cura: - Padre, tengo 80 años, estoy casado, tengo cuatro hijos y 11 nietos, y anoche tuve una aventura. Hice el amor a dos chicas de 21 años. ¡A las dos.... An elderly man walked into a confessional booth. The following conversation ensued: Man: “I am 82 years old, and have a wonderful wife of 60 years, many children, grandchildren, and great... O blonda la spovedanie: - Parinte am preacurvit. -De cite ori fica mea.......? - Parinte am venit sa ma spovedesc, nu sa ma laud! Kahdeksankymmentä ja kuolemavälillä oleva tutajava ukkeli käppäilee katoliseen kirkkoon tunnustamaan syntinsä: - Isä, olen 82-vuotta, naimisissa olen ollut yli 40 vuotta. Koko tämän ajan olen ollut... An old man bursts into a priest's study and says, " I've got to tell you this. I'm 50 years old and for the thirty years I've been married I never cheated on my wife. Then this sweet thing moved in... Yaşlı bir adam kiliseye girer ve günah çıkarma kabinine yerleşir. Pederle aralarında aşağıdaki konuşma geçer: Adam: “92 yasımdayım, 70 yaşında harika bir karim, birçok çocuğum, Torunum ve onların... Um senhor de 60 anos entra no confissionário e vai falando pro padre: — Padre, comi uma garota de 16 anos! O padre então, manda ele rezar 10 padre-nossos e 10 ave-Marias. — Mas padre, toda vez q eu... Um velho foi se confessar: — Padre, eu tenho 80 anos, tenho 5 filhos e 11 netos. Ontem eu transei com duas moças de 18 anos, com as duas juntas e duas vezes! — Oh, meu filho! Quando foi a última... Wchodzi staruszek do konfesjonału i nawija: - Mam 92 lata. Mam wspaniałą żonę, która ma 70 lat. Mam dzieci, wnuki i prawnuki. Wczoraj podwoziłem samochodem trzy nastolatki, zatrzymaliśmy się w... Stařec vejde do zpovědnice: „Otče, je mi osmdesát, jsem šedesát let ženat, mám čtyři děti, šestnáct vnoučat a asi šedesát pravnoučat, takže bych měl mít už rozum. Ale včera, co se mi stalo - pařil...
An old man enters a confessional and proudly exclaims, "Father, I have to tell you what happened to me last night. I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two 18-year-old women for eight hours!"
The stern priest replies, "That is a sin. I will have to give you a penance."
"Father, you can't give me a penance."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm Jewish."
The perplexed Father asks, "Then why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everyone!"
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A little boy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The priest notices him and is very concerned.
"What happened, my child?"
"I was singing in the choir, Father, and I noticed that the girl in front of me had a wеdgiе. So I pulled it out, and she punched me in the eye."
"Okay. But how did you get the other black eye?"
"Well, I thought I'd done something wrong. So I put her wеdgiе back."
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Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.
"Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?"
"I'd rather not say who it was."
"Was it with Betty Smith?"
"I'd rather not say," says Joe. So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves. While leaving the church, Joe's friend asks if he received absolution.
"Yes, and two very good leads!"
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Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest.
He congratulates her on the new offspring and says, "Nine children is certainly a full house."
"Well," she replies, "I don't know how I get pregnant so often. It must be something in the air."
"Yes," says the priest, "your legs."
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Ya Wanna Find Jesus?
A drunк man stumbled into a church where there were baptisms being performed. The priest noticed him and asked him if he wanted to find Jesus.
"Sure," said the drunк man. "I'll find Jesus." So the priest took the drunк man's head and dunked it into the baptismal waters. When he came up for air, he was sputtering and couging.
"Dамn," said the drunк man. "Are you sure he fell in there?"
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Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a Boy Scout, and a blonde walked in?
A: "Is this a joke?"
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What Causes Arthritis, Father?
A man flops down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie is stained, his face is plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin sticks out of his torn coat pocket.
He opens his newspaper and begins reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turns to the priest and asks, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"It's caused by loose living, cheap women and too much alcohol!"
"Well, I'll be dамnеd!" the drunк mutters, returning to his paper.
The priest thinks about what he has said, nudges the man and apologizes. "I'm very sorry. I shouldn't have been so unpleasant about it. Tell me, how long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the pope does!"
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En berusad man kommer in i en katolsk kyrka. Han går in i biktstolen och sätter sig utan att säga nåt. För att få mannen att tala hostar prästen. När detta inte lyckas knackar han i väggen några gånger. Mannen tar då till orda: - Det hjälper inte... Un homme ivre chancelait en bas de la rue principale de la ville. De façon inimaginable, il arriva à monter les escaliers d'une cathédrale et rentra dans le lieu ou il sortit quelques flatulences.... Hasse hade varit ut och firat med sina kompisar, med en rejäl barrunda på stan. Hasse var rejält på lyran och begav sig hemåt, men av någon anledning vinglar han in i kyrkan. Han går in och sätter... Ein Betrunkener betritt den Beichtstuhl. Als der Pfarrer den Vorhang beiseite schiebt und durch das Gitter schaut, sagt der Betrunkene: "Brauchst' gar nicht zu fragen, hier ist auch kein... Kommt ein Bayer besoffen in die Kirche eines besonders konservativen Priesters. Ganz im Suff prostet der Bayer den Apostelstatuen zu: „Na Jungs, auch für’n Wein hier“? Erbost wer diesen heiligen... A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally,... A drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a... Un tizio piuttosto alticcio entra in una chiesa e si fionda dentro un confessionale e non proferisce parola. Il prete tossicchia per attirare la sua attenzione ma lui continua a rimanere in... Eνας μεθυσμένος μπαίνει σε μία καθολική εκκλησία. Προχωρώντας στο διάδρομο τελικά μπαίνει στο εξομολογητήριο. Ο ιερέας της εκκλησίας βλέπει όλο το σκηνικό και θέλοντας να βοηθήσει τον μεθυσμένο,... Jos, die een beetje teveel gedronken heeft, waggelt een kerk binnen. Hij gaat in het hokje van de biechtstoel zitten, ... en zegt niets. De verbijsterde priester hoest om zijn aandacht te trekken.... En half dronken man komt toegestroomd in de kerk en gaat in een biechtkamer. Enkele minuten later komt de pastoor bij hem zitten en wacht... maar hij krijgt geen antwoord. De pastoor klopt even... Un ivrogne entre dans une église et se précipite dans le confessionnal. Voyant la scène et concluant avec légitimité que le visiteur a du commettre un gros péché, le prêtre de service rejoint à... Een dronken man loopt de kerk in, neemt plaats in de biechtstoel en zegt verder niets. De pastoor kucht eens om de aandacht van de man te trekken, maar het blijft verder stil. In een laatste poging... Пиян влиза в църква и се втурва в изповедалнята. Виждайки сцената падрето решава, че посетителят трябва да е извършил голям грях, и на свой ред влиза в изповедалнята. Изчаква търпеливо няколко... Ένας μπεκρής μπαίνει στο εξομολογητήριο, σε μια καθολική εκκλησία, (ξέρετε απ αυτά τα κουβούκλια, όπου ο εξομολογητής δε βλέπει. - Υποτίθεται- τον εξομολογούμενο), κάθεται και δε λέει τίποτα. Ο... Beül a gyóntatófülkébe egy részeg pasi. Miután már hosszabb ideje nem szól semmit, a pap köhint egyet... Semmi... Megint köhint egyet... Semmi... A pap lassan elveszíti a türelmét és elkezd kopogni... Vine unu' mort de beat, intră într-o biserică catolică, discută puţin cu statuile, după care intră în confesional şi se aşează pe scaun... Stă preotul ce stă, tuşeşte puţin... Ăsta nimic... Mai stă... Neki pijanac jedva dotetura do crkve. I... Uđe u ispovijedaonicu. Nakon nekoliko trenutaka svećenik se zakašlje da mu skrene pozornost. Pijanac ne reagira... Svećenik, sada već malo i nervozan zbog... A drunk staggers in a Catholic church late one night and collapses in the confessional. Next morning he’s awoken by the sound of the priest entering the cubicle next to him. The priest addresses...
A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The priest coughs to attract the drunк man's attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally the drunк replies, ''No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."
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Поп и равин преминават една река с лодка. Исус, Папата и Бойко Борисов са в една лодка. Зошто Јуда го предал Исус übers Wasser laufen Jesus, Petrus und Johannes sitzen zusammen im Boot und Angeln. Jesus meint: "Ich hol uns noch ein paar Bier, Jungs", steigt aus und geht übers Wasser an Land. Nach 10 Minuten kommt er wieder über den See zurückgelaufen mit einem Sixpack Bier. Eine halbe Stunde später meint Petrus: "Ich geh... Jesus, Chuck Norris und ein Priester fahren mit einem Boot auf einem See. Plötzlich steigt Jesus aus und läuft auf dem Wasser. Chuck Norris tut es ihm gleich, steigt aus dem Boot und läuft auf dem Wasser. Der Priester faltet die Hände und betet: „Lieber Gott, bitte mach, dass ich auch auf dem... Ein Pfarrer, Jesus und Chuck Morris fahren auf einem Boot auf einen See hinaus. Jesus steigt aus und geht über das Wasser zum Ufer. Chuck Norris auch. Der Pfarrer betet: "Herr, lass mich zu ihnen... Em meio a um projeto inter-religioso, criado para que Sacerdotes de cultos diferentes se conheçam e estreitem amizade, um Padre Católico, um Rabino e uma Sacerdotisa Wiccaniana foram pescar em um... Ein Priester, Jesus und Chuck Norris machen einen Angelausflug. Mitten auf dem See beginnt das Boot zu sinken. Jesus steht auf und läuft über das Wasser zum Ufer. Chuck Norris guckt kurz skeptisch,... Vendo Jesus e Pedro caminharem sobre as águas e entrarem no barco, gritou um circunstante: - Pedro, o que preciso fazer pra andar também sobre as águas? São Pedro respondeu: - Fé, meu filho, muita... Tre unge præster var taget på fisketur sammen, solen skinnede fra en skyfri himmel, og de blev tørstige. - Jeg henter en flaske vand, sagde den første, rejste sig og vandrede hen over vandet og i... Chuck Norris, Jesus und ein Priester sitzen in einem Boot. Jesus steigt aus und läuft übers Wasser. Chuck Norris tut es ihm gleich. Der Priester betet zu Gott und möchte auch übers Wasser laufen... Chuck Norris, Jesus und der Papst sitzen in einem Boot mitten auf dem Meer. Plötzlich steht Jesus auf, betet kurz, steigt aus dem Boot und läuft einige Schritte übers Wasser. Danach steht Chuck auf... Chuck Norris en Priester und Jesus sitzen in einem Boot das gleich untergeht Chuck Norris und Jesus gehen über das Wasser der Priester geht unter dann fragt Jesus hätten wir ihm von den Steinen... There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I... Проваѓав реку Исус, Папа и Чак Норис. Прв иде Исус, и корак по корак он пројде. После њега иде Чак Норис. И он проваѓа без проблем. Поваѓа Папа и на прв корак он падне у воду! Гледав га Исус и Чак,...
A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher and a rabbi fish in a lake. The preacher has to use the bathroom, so he walks across the water, does his business and walks back. Then the rabbi has to go, so he walks across the water, does his business and walks back.
The Catholic has to go, but when he gets out he falls into the water. He swims back, gets back into the boat, and says, "God, let me walk across the water." He tries again and falls into the water, swims back, tries again and falls again.
The Baptist leans over to the rabbi and asks, "Do you think we should tell him where the stepping stones are?"
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A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."
"What is your sin, my child?" The priest asks back.
"Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible."
"When did you do use this awful language?" said the priest.
"I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Father." Said the man.
"After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth and began to run away."
Is THAT when you swore?" asked the Father again.
"Well, no." said the man, "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"
"Is THAT when you swore?" asked the amazed Priest.
"No, not yet." The man replied. "As the eagle carried the squirrel away in his claws, it flew towards the green. And as it passed over a bit of forest near the green, the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked the now impatient Priest.
"No, because as the ball fell it struck a tree, bounced through some bushes, careened off a big rock, and rolled through a sand trap onto the green and stopped within six inches of the hole."
"You missed the f**king putt, didn't you?" sighed the Priest.
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A gentleman sits next to a priest on an airplane. He sees the priest doing a crossword puzzle.
Time passes and the priest says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in 'u-n-t'?"
The gentleman thinks about this and finally says, "I believe the word you're looking for is 'aunt.'"
The priest replies, "Oh, you're right. That fits, too. Would you happen to have an eraser?"
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A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A young priest is unhappy with how little money his congregation contributes every week to the collection plate.
So decides to try a new tack and hypnotize them, using Father Matthews' priceless pocket watch. Thus hypnotized, they all give the five bucks he asked them too. Pumped by his success, he ups the amount to $10 the next week. Amazingly, everybody gives ten bucks each. The week after that, he decides to up it to twenty bucks, but just as he's about to announce the amount, he drops the watch.
"S**t!" It took the workers two weeks to clean up the church.
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Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married.
"Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back."
Six months pass and Peter returns. "Yes, we can do this for you."
The couple asks, "Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out, is there a possibility that we can be divorced?"
To which St. Peter answers, "It took me six months to find a priest up here - how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?"
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C'est un vieux monsieur qui va se confesser. Един човек отишъл при местния свещеник и се изповядал: Голландец (Г: ) пришёл к священнику (С:) исповедоваться. Elderly Man: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic." Ein älterer Italiener bat seinen Priester, ihm die Beichte abzunehmen. "Vater, während des 2. Weltkrieges klopfte eine Frau an meine Tür und bat mich, sie auf meinem Dachboden vor den Deutschen zu verstecken." Der Priester sagte: "Das war wundervoll von Dir und Du brauchst dafür nicht zu... En man gick och biktade sig och anförtrodde sig gråtande till prästen: - Fader, förlåt mig. Under andra världskriget gjorde jag något dumt. - Men vad gjorde du då? - Jag gömde en flykting på... The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a... Een Hollander ging biechten: 'Vergiffenis, meneer de kapelaan,' snikte hij, 'in de Tweede wereldoorlog had ik een onderduiker op mijn zolder.' 'Nou, dat is toch geen zonde?' vond de kapelaan.... O Turco vai se confessar: — Padre, há 20 anos eu abriguei um refugiado de guerra. Qual o meu pecado? — Meu filho, nisso não há pecado, você fez uma caridade! — Mas, padre, eu cobrei aluguel dele. —... Un vieux monsieur entre au confessionnal et dit au curé : « Durant la guerre j'ai caché une jeune femme juive dans le grenier de ma maison afin d'éviter que les soldats allemands la transportent... Un hombre mayor, italiano, que vivía en las afueras de Nápoles, fue a la iglesia local a confesarse. Cuando el sacerdote abrió el tablero del confesionario, el hombre dijo: - Padre... Durante la... Une vieille allemande se rend à l'église pour se confesser. V: Pardonnez-moi mon père car j'ai pêché C:Je vous écoute ma soeur. V:En fait pendant la guerre je me suis mis en pitié pour une famille... Een zeer oude man, die woont in de omgeving van Gulpen, ging naar de plaatselijke kerk om te biechten. De priester maakt het luikje open van de biechtstoel en de man zegt: “Vader, tijdens de... A hollandokról köztudott, hogy jó az üzleti érzékük. Elmegy egy holland gyónni. - Atyám, keresztény létemre zsidókat bújtattam. - Fiam, ez nem bűn. Mindegy milyen a másik vallása, az a lényeg, hogy... Un giovane va a confessarsi. - "Mi perdoni padre perché ho peccato" - "Dimmi figliolo..." risponde il prete. - "Sa, durante la seconda guerra mondiale ho tenuto nascosto un ebreo dai nazisti in... Starszy Francuz poszedł do spowiedzi: - Ojcze, na początku drugiej wojny światowej zapukała do moich drzwi piękna dziewczyna i poprosiła, żebym ją ukrył przed Niemcami. Ukryłem ją na strychu i...
A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest.
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."'
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question."
"What is that, my son?"
"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
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