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Q: How many mice does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: Two, if they're small enough.

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How many yankees does it take to sсrеw in an lightbulb?
None. Thats what rednecks are for.

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How many rednecks, does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it really has to want to change.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 20. One to change the bulb and 19 to make a documentary about it.

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Q: How many flies does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
That light bulb's never getting changed.

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Q: How many racists does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: None. They don't want to be enlightened.

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Q: How many Irishmen does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: "Aw, f**k it! We'll drink in the dark!"

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How many Harvard men does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
One - he stands still and the world revolves around him.

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How many programmers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.

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How many Microsoft technicians does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
None, they would just declare darkness the new standard TM

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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: One. What are you - sтuрid?

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Q: How many teamsters does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: 37. You gotta f**kin' problem with that?

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How many IBM employees does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.

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Q: How many IT guys does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

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Q: How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when I sсrеwеd her, I burnt my аss on the light bulb.

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