Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.

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Q: Which state has the most questions?
A: Alaska.

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Yo mamma is so fат that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!

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I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.

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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.

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Yesterday I tried to catch fog.
Mist.

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An American, a Vietnamese, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Canadian, a German, a Turk, and a Russian walk into a fancy restaurant. When they got to the front desk, they were kicked out because they did not have a Thai.

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Q: What's the difference between America and yogurt?
A: If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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Q: What's the most expensive Jewish wine?
A:
"I wanna go to Florida!"

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I like my women like I like my wine…
…
18 years old and locked in the basement.

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Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

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A furniture store keeps calling me.
But all I wanted was one night stand.

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Q: What has four wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck.

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Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
A:
"Odor in the court!"

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Why did the boy go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

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Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They don't know where home is.

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Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

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I just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe…
…
I couldn’t A-Fjord to live there.

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Did you know Danny Welbeck’s dad was a bomb disposal expert.
His name was Stan Welbeck.

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A cowboy adopted a dachshund...

... So he could get a long little doggie.

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