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Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went looking for the three guys.
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Глумење Weshalb täuschen Frauen Orgasmen vor? ¿Por qué las mujeres fingen el orgasmo?. Защо жените имитират оргазъм? Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay. Не понимаю, зачем женщины имитируют оргазм? Они что, думают, что мужиков это волнует? Pourquoi les femmes simulent l'orgasme ? - Parce que les hommes simulent les préliminaires. ou - Parce que c'est toujours triste de voir un homme qui pleure ou - Parce que comme ça le mec éjacule... Por que muitas mulheres fingem o orgasmo? Porque muitos homens fingem as preliminares ... Hvorfor simulerer kvinder orgasme? – Fordi mænd simulerer forspil Po co kobiety udają orgazm? - Bo myślą że to facetów obchodzi. — Чому 50% жінок симулюють оргазм? — Вони думають, що нас, чоловіків, це хвилює! Miksi naiset teeskentelevät orgasmeja? - Siksi, että miehet teeskentelevät esileikkejä - De ce simuleaza femeile orgasmul? - Ele cred ca barbatilor chiar le pasa. Stiti de ce unele femei mimeaza orgasmul? ................ Pentru ca si unii barbati mimeaza preludiul. Varför fejkar så många kvinnor sin orgasm? - För att så många män fejkar förspelet. "Waarom doen veel vrouwen net alsof ze een orgasme hebben gehad? Omdat mannen net doen alsof ze een voorspel hebben gehad." Dlaczego tak dużo kobiet ma udawany orgazm? - Dla tego, że tylu facetów robi im udawaną grę wstępną. Warum täuschen einige Frauen den Orgasmus vor? Weil sie denken, dass es uns Männer interessiert!
Why do women fake оrgаsмs?
Because they think men care.
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What’s a man’s definition of safe sеx?
Meeting his mistress at least 30 miles from his house.
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Мъж се разхожда със сина си и виждат две кучета да се чукат. O menino está passeando com o pai quando vê um casal de cães acasalando no meio da rua. A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom. A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The father replied, “Well, son, they’re making a puppy.” The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able... A boy watches his mum and dad having s*x he ask, "What are you doing ?" His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" Boy say, "Do her d*ggy style I want a puppy."
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy.
They see two dogs going at it.
The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?"
The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy."
That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama!
The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?"
He says "Oh, were making it a baby."
The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
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Кампување Strange Bed Fellows Three Men and a Bed три друга поехали отдыхать. в отеле им сказали, что свободен только один номер с одной, но... C'est l'histoire de trois mecs qui couchent dans une tente... Dans un camping, 3 potes dorment dans une même tente. Au petit matin, ils discutent : After a long day of winter sporting, we headed back to the ski lodge. As it was small, a cramped place to stay, we decided it was most fitting to sleep in the same bed. Myself in the middle and my two friends either side of me. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right woke up and said,... Det var 3 killar som delade madrass på LAN. På morgonen vaknar dem och den första säger: "Vilken skön dröm jag hade, kändes som att nån runka av mig". Den andra säger samma sak. Och den tredje säger: "Jag drömde att jag åkte skidor".
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
A: Boo-bees
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A guy gets out of the V.D.
Hospital and decides to a hire a hоокеr, since he's been without for so long.
Before long, he brings one home, and they have sеx four times.
After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sеx in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital.
"How's the food there?" asks the hоокеr.
"Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
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Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies?
A: Кill BILL 1 and 2.
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One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts.
Before the show, she asks the audience: "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" and 5 people raise their hand.
Then she asks "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" and 3 people raise their hand.
Then she asks "Okay, now who here has ever had sеx with a ghost?" and 1 person, an old man raises his hand.
So she goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" and he said "Oh…it was great! Never had any like it before!"
and she asked "Really? So the ghost was good?"
and the old man said "Ghost? I thought you said goat!"
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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I dont understand why people say sеx is good in the shower.
How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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Sid and Irv are business partners.
They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife.
So Irv dies.
Sid doesn't hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife.
Then one day he gets a call.
It's Irv.
"So there is an afterlife! What's it like?" Sid asks.
"Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sеx, lots of sеx. Then I go back sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sеx. Take a nap. Huge dinner. More sеx. Go to sleep, and wake up the next day."
"Oh, my God," says Sid "So that's what heaven is like?"
"Oh no," says Irv. "I'm not in heaven. I'm a bear in Yellowstone Park."
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Q: What does a gаy order in a Chinese restaurant?
A: Sum Yung Gi.
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One day Sven walks into the local pub and announces, "Well boys Svens is getting married."
As you can imagine all of Sven's' friends were very happy for Sven's good fortune and they asked, "Who's the lucky girl?"
Sven replied, "Well I am a marrying Madge."
Well, this upset all of Sven's friends because Madge was nothing but a sluт, and they all cried.
"Sven you can't marry Madge, she's not a nice girl!"
"Sven replied, "Oh ya, Sven's in love and he's a getting married."
And his friends persisted, "Sven, Madge is a woman of low morals."
Sven just grinned and replied, "Oh ya ya ya, but I love Madge."
Finally, his friends had enough and in unison cried out, "But Sven, Madge has been sсrеwеd by every man in town!"
"Oh ya ya ya," said Sven, "But it's not that big of a town."
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Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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Q: Why did dinosaurs have sеx under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of рussy wet!
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Woman to doctor: ‘Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an оrgаsм.’
Doctor: ‘And what are you taking for it?’ Woman: ‘Pepper.’
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Защо овцата е по-добра от жената? На овцата не и пука ако се забавляваш със сестра и
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman?
A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuск her sister.
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The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
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Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his diск, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shiт I'd be in.
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