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И слона казал на голия мъж: Elephant & Naked Man Προβοσκίδα Elephant What did the elephant say to the naked man? - Наверное, через него дышать трудно? - спросил слон голого мужика. ¿Qué le dijo un elefante a un hombre desnudo?. Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. Un éléphant sort de la jungle pour aller boire et là, à sa stupéfaction, il aperçoit un homme blanc tout nu ! Que le dijo el Elefante al Hombre desnudo ? Cómo podes respirar por ahí ? Vet du vad elefanten sa när han såg en naken man? - Hur kan du äta med en sån liten snabel? Zwei Elefanten sehen zum erstenmal einen nackten Mann. Sie schauen an ihm runter, schauen wieder hoch, schauen sich zweifelnd an: "Wie zum Teufel kriegt der sein Essen in den Mund?" C'est un mec, tout nu dans la savane. Il marche. Ledit mec vient à rencontrer un éléphant. Un mâle. L'éléphant regarde le mec sous toutes les coutures. ça dure un bon moment et enfin... L'éléphant... Sabe o que o elefante disse para o homem pelado? Como você acha que pode se alimentar usando ISSO? 2 elefanter To elefanter ser for første gang en nøgen mand. De kiggede grundigt op og ned af ham. Derefter udbrød den ene, hvordan fanden får han sin mad i munden. Hvad sagde elefanten til den nøgne man?– “Hvordan kan du trække vejret igennem den lille ting?” Que dit un éléphant lorsqu'il rencontre un nudiste ? Alors, c'est avec ça que tu bois !? Cosa dice un elefante quando vede un uomo nudo ? Ma come fara' a bere?
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A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"
"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"
"I'm Jim."
"Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??"
"Sure!" replies Jim, "Let's go!"
So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk.
"Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk," Jim says. "Yes? And what about it?" asks Stacey.
"Is it your brother?"
"No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles.
Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband. When he finally asks,
"Is it your husband?" Stacey giggles even more,
"No, silly!"
Jim was relieved.
"Then, it must be your boyfriend!"
Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!!"
"Then, who is it?" Jim asks. Stacey replies,
"That's me BEFORE my operation!!"
Due ragazzi si incontrano in un locale e folgorati dalla passione, decidono di trascorrere da lei una lunga notte passionale. Al mattino seguente, lui nota una foto di un uomo sul comodino e comincia a preoccuparsi.
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him.
"What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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