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Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.

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Bertie comes sadly to his mommy and says, "Mom, the kids have been mean to me. They keep teasing me that my feet are too big. Please tell me honestly. Are my feet to big?"
"Of course not, Bertie. Now go put your shoes in the garage, the dinner is ready."

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Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.

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Yo Momma so fат and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".

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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.

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Two blondes were talking together:
First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?"
Second: "He isn't just now my engaged."
First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!"
Second: "He is now my husband!"

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A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."

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Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!

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Alcohol doesn't make you FАТ... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!

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Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

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I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.

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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!"
"Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."
"I also heard that you’ve been calling me fат?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
"I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his diск!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his diск!"

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Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.

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Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
"What"
"We're both ugly!"

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Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her

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A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables.
The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.

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A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunк."
Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."

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Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!

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