Το λοιπόν γινόταν ένας γάμος στην Κρήτη
Тепачка на селска свадба
After a pikey wedding caused a mass riot recently
Falusi lagziban hatalmas botrány tör ki
Na jednoj svadbi se desila tuča
Tout le monde étant en état d’ébriété avancée
Tout le monde étant en état d'ébriété avancé
Et ungt par var lige blevet gift
Well, this happened... But then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail. In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.
Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.
That must have hurt, said the judge.
No kidding, said the best man. I broke three of my fingers.