A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. "Where were you? I was worried sick." "It was such nice day, I decided to walk." 52 0 0
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it. The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?" His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave." 52 0 0
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other."Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever yo do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you.""In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss it's вuтт and let it go." 50 0 0
Teacher:"If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?"Little Johnny:"A bad blatter issue." 50 0 0
Τα πολλά καρώτα του Γιωρίκα - Откъде знаеш, че морковите са полезни за зрението? Un médico le dice a su paciente: - Las zanahorias son buenas para la vista. - Y eso, ¿Cómo lo sabe? - Muy sencillo, ¿Qué usted ha visto un conejo con gafas? Пацієнт запитує в лікаря: — Лікарю, а правду кажуть, що від моркви зір покращується? — Правду кажуть! Ви коли-небудь бачили зайця в окулярах? Przychodzi baba do lekarza, a lekarz mówi: - Co pani dolega? - Mam bardzo słaby wzrok Na to lekarz: - Proszę jeść dużo marchewek tak jak królik. - Co? - zdziwiła się baba. - No tak widziała pani... Medicul oftalmolog o sfatuieste pe o pacienta sa faca o Cura de morcovi pentru a-si imbunatati vederea. Sceptica, femeia intreaba: - Domnule doctor, sinteti sigur ca nu voi mai avea Probleme cu... - Honnan lehet tudni, hogy a répa jó hatással van a látásra? - Miért? Te láttál már szemüveges nyulat? - Daktare, jeigu valgysiu daug morkų, ar tikrai pagerės mano regėjimas? - Aišku! Argi kada matėte triušį su akiniais?.. Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses? 49 0 0
I have got a new dog.We have trained together for two months and imagine, after these two months I was able to reach him my paw and managed even barking around on command. My dog can be proud of myself. 49 0 0