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Strong people don't put other people down.
They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor..."
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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.
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Came out the gym the other day and cop asked me how I got that body.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was"
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War doesn´t determine who´s right. War determines who´s left
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I'm so broke, I don't even get excited when I find money because I'm sure I owe it to someone.
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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over.
A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing.
The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over.
The brunette joins her.
Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car.
The blonde watches as the car drives away.
The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband's blue eyes stand out.
"Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."
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This could be considered the ideal world for many men:
His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties.
His mistress in the centerfold of Рlаyвоy.
A picture of his wife on the milk carton.
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This old man and woman were on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched for days and couldn't find her so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat it read:
"Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her very most private part was an oyster and inside it was a pearl worth $50,000 ...please advise."
So the old man faxed back:
"Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap..."
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Join the Army, meet some fascinating people, then кill them.
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Записывайтесь в армию США! Присъединете се към армията на USA
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104.
We called her Aunt Tique.
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Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family.
"I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one.
"That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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Двама канибали вечерят. Пара людоедов у костра. Один - другому: Deux cannibales discutent : - J'aime pas du tout, mais du tout ma belle mère. - Ouais ben mais mange au moins les carottes . Un caníbal almorzando en la tienda de otro caníbal amigo le dice: Después de todo lo que te he contado entiendes por qué me cae tan mal mi suegra. Entonces le contesta el otro: ¡Sí!, pero... Dois canibais estavam almoçando, quando um comenta: — Cara, não aguento mais minha sogra! O outro responde: — Então come só a batatinha. Kannibal familien sitter rundt middagsbordet da lillebror plutselig utpasjonerer at han ikke liker naboen.  Nei vel, sier moren. Men spis opp potetene dine ihvertfall... Middagsprat mellom to kanibaler: – Jeg liker ikke nabokjerringa. – Nei vel, men du kan jo iallefall spise opp potetene. 2 kannibaler sidder sammen og spiser, den ene siger: Jeg kan altså ikke lide min svigermor, den anden siger:Jamen så nøjes du bare med kartoflerne ! Deux cannibales sont en train de déjeuner. Soudain, l'un dit à l'autre : - Je vais te confier un secret ... Je n'aime pas du tout ma belle mère ! L'autre lui réponds : - Bof... Tu devrais au moins... Kannibalerna äter lunch. Den ena säger plötsligt: – Jag tycker inte om din fru. – Du kan väl äta upp potatisen åtminstone. Povídají si dva kanibalové. "Hele poslyš, já tu tvoji tchýni nemám rád." "Tak ji nech bejt a sněz alespoň ty brambory." Cannibali. “Tuo fratello non mi piace!!!”. “Almeno mangia le patate!!!” Det var två kannibaler som satt och åt middag då den ena sa: - Jag gillar inte min fru. - Du kan väl åtminstone äta upp din potatis? Det var kväll och två kannibaler satt och åt vid en öppen eld. Då sa den ene: - Jag tycker inte om din dotter. Då svarade den andre surt: - Jag fattar det, men du kan väl ta litet av potatisen och... C'est l'histoire de deux cannibales qui sont à table, le premier dit à son ami: - Tu sais j'aime pas ma belle mère Le deuxieme lui répond : - Mange au moins les carottes
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine.
I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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In order to help jump-start the U.S. economy, the INS has announced that this year they will stop focusing on illegal aliens, and begin the deportation of retired people.
It's predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch.
Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Funeral jokes are the best - they never die...
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Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention?
A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.
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