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A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.
The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
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- Каква е разликата между Исус и неговият портрет? Quelle est la difference entre Jesus et Picasso ? Un seul clou suffit pour fixer Picasso. Quelle est la différence entre Jésus en vrai et Jésus en photo ? Il n'y a besoin que d'un clou pour accrocher Jésus en photo ! Quelle est la différence entre Jésus et une photo de Jésus ? Tu peux fixer la photo avec seulement un clou. Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Bild und Jesus? Für das Bild braucht man nur einen Nagel. Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Jesus und ein Bild von Jesus? Es braucht nur einen Nagel, um das Bild aufzuhängen Savez vous la différence entre Jésus et une photo de Jésus ? La photo de Jésus ne prend qu'un seul clou pour l'accrocher
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