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Q: How do you make a baby drink?
A: Stick it in the blender.
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What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?
Bone appetit!
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Q: What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
A: Its аss.
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Zombie Воотy Call... Slab:
I've got the biggest, hardest slab in the cemetery!
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Zombie Воотy Call... Rot:
Why don't we just go back to my place and rot?
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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Q: What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing.
A: She had no arms.
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I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my аss.
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- Каква е разликата между Исус и неговият портрет? Quelle est la difference entre Jesus et Picasso ? Un seul clou suffit pour fixer Picasso. Quelle est la différence entre Jésus en vrai et Jésus en photo ? Il n'y a besoin que d'un clou pour accrocher Jésus en photo ! Quelle est la différence entre Jésus et une photo de Jésus ? Tu peux fixer la photo avec seulement un clou. Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Bild und Jesus? Für das Bild braucht man nur einen Nagel. Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Jesus und ein Bild von Jesus? Es braucht nur einen Nagel, um das Bild aufzuhängen Savez vous la différence entre Jésus et une photo de Jésus ? La photo de Jésus ne prend qu'un seul clou pour l'accrocher
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
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A bear was taking a dump in the forest when a rabbit walked by. The bear said, "Hey rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?"
"No," replied the rabbit. The bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his вuтт with him.
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The inmate on death row is scheduled to be put to death by firing squad. He doesn't request a last meal or anything special for his last day.
As he stands before the firing squad he says, "Actually, music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions."
The guard nods solemnly and tells him to go ahead.
The inmate starts, "One billion bottles of вееr on the wall... ."
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There was once a man named Odd. People made fun of him because of his name so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."
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A fisherman and his wife had twin sons named Towards and Away.
Once the boys were grown, the fisherman took them out to sea to learn the family fishing trade.
A week later, the mother saw her husband dock the boat all alone.
"Oh no! What has happened to my darling boys?" she cried.
"We were just one day out to sea, when Towards hooked a great fish. He fought long and hard, but he was pulled over the side and swallowed whole by the fish."
"Oh dear, what a huge, horrible fish that must of been!"
"Yes, it was, but you should have seen the one that got Away."
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- I'm not convinced. I'm going to go give her a good shaking?
- I'm sure we'll all be laughing about this in no time!
- It's funny - we all thought you'd be the first to go, Grandpa.
- You know, your husband never paid back that $50 he owed
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What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
Hey! Watch this...
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter - he's not going to come anyway.
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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?
'Cause he was dead!
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- Странно, защо пералнята спря да изпомпва водата?!
Why did my washing machine stop pumping out water?
- And more importantly, where is my hamster?
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I have one thing to say to the invalid who stole my camouflage army jacket: You can hide, bro, but you can't run.
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