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Dark Humor Jokes

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter - he's not going to come anyway.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?
'Cause he was dead!

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I was walking through the cemetery the other day when a thought crossed my mind.
Call me a sentimental old fool if you like, but I couldn't resist it.
I texted my ex saying 'wish you were here'.

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Knock,Knock,
Who is there?
Pen!
Pen who?
is...

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A daughter wakes up at 3 a.m. and asks her mother:
"Mummy, tell me a fairy-tale."
"Daddy will get back soon and he will tell both of us a fairy tale..."

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I bet Rosa Parks killed in musical chairs.

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What do you call a girl who does not маsтurвате?
A liar

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children.

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Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?
Not really too much, but you can't help but сrаск a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.

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Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.

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Let me tell you why I hate Valentine's Day -- 'cause a few years ago, on Valentine's night, I thought I would have a nice, romantic evening in with a lady. But little did I know, that that same night, her ex-boyfriend thought he would try to win her heart back. And, being the sweet, romantic guy that he is, he thought the best way to do this would be to get all coked up and then jump through a window and try to мurdеr me.

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A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Dark Humor Jokes Baby Jokes

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?
17.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.

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Whats better than winning an award?
Not having your family shot to death.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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