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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery
Slaves are given food and housing.
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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
The Food!
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
One wears a tie.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "We need the eggs."
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your аss, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his аss he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his аss he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?"
The Mexican says "because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon."
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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals.
Tired of it after several months, I said, “I married you for better or worse, but not for lunch.”
“Fair enough. From now on I’ll make my own,” he replied.
A few weeks later he had to go downtown on business and invited me to join him after wards.
“We could have lunch at that Chinese place we both like,” he suggested.
I happily agreed. At the restaurant the next day we were seated, and the waiter came to take our order.
My husband looked up, a twinkle in his eyes and said, “Separate checks, please…”
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My dental hygienist is cute.
Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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Little Johnny took sеx ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sеx ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sеx ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sеx ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner?
A: Toast their clients.
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Halloween is pay day, folks. A lot of parents are strange; they say, Ration the candy. I say, Let them eat as much as they want -- they throw up, the rest is mine. Thats how I handle Halloween.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamps under a job application.
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Men are like..... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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