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Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.

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When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back

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What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we’re done!

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Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.

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Papa John’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em

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Why do pizzas not tell jokes- Theyre to cheseey

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Why do French like to eat snails so much?
They can’t stand fast food.

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The following coversation took place at a hosiptal in Alabama.
Patient: Doctor doctor, I‘ve got Aids, do you have a cure?
Doctor: Go home and eat all the food in your kitchen.
Patient: will that cure my aids?
Doctor: no but it will show you what your аrsе is used for

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Why do midgets make shiт parents?
Because they struggle to put food on the table.

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After an explosion at a French cheese factory…
All that was left was De Brie

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Even though we’ve been married for years, I’m still living the single life.
Shit food and no sеx.

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Our local ice cream store likes to be creative with new names for flavors, but i think they have gone to far with their latest... Chocolate Chip Chipotle.

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Baseball is my favorite sport, because you can play it on a professional level with food in your mouth.

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Little Johnny came home from school and heard the word "b*tch." He asks his mom what the word meant and she responds, "It means priest." The next day little Johnny comes home and hears the word "sh*t" and asks his dad what it means. His dad answers, "It means food on the table." At school, he hears the word "f*cking" and asks his mom what it means. She responds, "It means getting ready." The next day a priest came over for dinner and little Johnny opened the door and says, "Hey son of a b*tch. There's sh*t on the table and my parents are upstairs f*cking!"

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Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den

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I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!

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Where do the Borg eat fast food? – Borger King.

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Signs that scientists have gone too far with genetically modified food:

*Your hot dog just fetched its own ketchup and relish.

*You spot the tell-tale signs of a primitive central nervous system in you Jell-O.

*Chocchini: looks like zucchini, tastes like a chocolate Ding Dоng.

*The black-eyed peas on your fork just winked at you.

*Every time you pour a glass of orange juice, your garage door goes up.

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