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По какво си приличат свещеника и коледното дърво? Priests and Christmas Trees A willy is like a tree in your 20's its like a rock hard oak. In your 30's & 40's its like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After your 50's its like a xmas tree, dead from the roots up & the... How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only. Quelle est la différence entre un curé et un arbre de Noël ? Quelle est la différence entre un curé et un sapin de Noël ? Aucune: dans les deux cas les boules servent uniquement à décorer. ou bien Les boules du sapin servent au moins une fois dans l'année ! Le sapin de noël et le curé Quelle est la différence entre un sapin de noël et un curé? Dans les deux cas les boules sont là que pour faire joli Στολίδια Ποιά η ομοιότητα ανάμεσα σε έναν γέρο και στο Χριστουγεννιάτικο δέντρο; Τα μπαλάκια Qual a semelhança entre uma Árvore de Natal e um padre? As bolas são só de enfeite! Wat is de overeenkomst tussen de paus en een kerstboom? Bij allebei hangen de ballen er voor de sier! Hvad er ligheden imellem et juletræ og en steriliseret mand? - Kuglerne hænger kun til pynt Hvad er ligheden på en munk og et juletræ? - Kuglene er kun til pynt. - Mi a közös a pap és a karácsonyfa között? - ???? - Mind a kettőn díszek a golyók.
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"I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get."
"I remember the time I was kidnaped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
"My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair."
I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing."
"Once when I was lost.. I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him...Do you think we'll ever find them.? He said..I don't know kid.. there are so many places they can hide."
"I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor... so they sent a priest up to talk to me. He said.. On your mark..."
"On Halloween..the parents send their kids out looking like me. Last year.. one kid tried to rip my face off! Now it's different.. when I answer the door the kids hand me candy."
"I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face."
"My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday"
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Един поп отишъл да се подстриже. Като свършил се бръкнал да плати, но бръснаря му отговорил:
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Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, and etc. The next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare and when she passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father"
- "Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize them as priests? The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits-these were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them-and again settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini this time, came walking toward them again. (They were glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads.) Again, she approached them and greeted them individually:
"Good morning, Father,"
"Good morning Father," and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it and said. "Just a minute, young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?"
"Oh, Father, don't you recognize me? I'm Sister Angela!"
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Две монахини стоят край пътя и държат табела: A priest and a pastor are standing by the side of a road holding up a sign that reads “The end is near! Turn around now before it’s too late!” Ο παπάς και ο ραβίνος Αμαρτήματα Dois amigos caipiras estavam pescando à beira de uma estrada. Perto do lugar onde se situavam, eles fixaram uma placa com os dizeres: "O fim está próximo! Mude de rumo antes que seja tarde!" Um motorista que estava passando no local gritou para os dois: — Não me encham a paciência, seus malucos !... Två präster stod vid vägkanten och höll upp en skylt med orden: - Slutet är nära. Vänd om innan det är försent. - Lägg av, era religiösa idioter, vrålade en bilist då han körde förbi. När...
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hat is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12. What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face. Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem katholischen Priester und Akne? Akne kommt erst auf dein Gesicht, wenn du 13 bist. Quelle est la différence entre un prêtre et de l'acnée ? L'acnée attend que tu ais au moins 12 ans avant de venir sur ton visage. Vad är det för skillnad mellan en katolsk präst och acne? Acne kommer inte i ansiktet på dig före att du är över 12 år gammal Mitä eroa on aknella ja katolisella papilla? Akne ei yleensä tule kuusivuotiaan naamalle.
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A rabbi, a Unitarian Universalist minister, and a Wiccan priestess decided to go on a fishing trip together. They went down to their local lake, rented a boat, and went out on to the lake for a day of fishing.
As the afternoon approached, the trio got hungry—and realized that they left their lunches on the shore of the lake.
The minister got out of the boat, walked across the lake, got his lunch, walked back, and sat down to eat his lunch.
"You should have gotten all of our lunches!" scolded the priestess. She then got up, walked across the lake, picked up her lunch as well as the rabbi's, walked back across the lake, and sat down, handing the rabbi his afternoon meal.
The rabbi at this point is almost out of his mind, his eyes wide with shock. He manages to sputter, "Wha... what... how did you...?"
The minister grins at the priestess, nudges her, and asks "Do you think we should tell him about the rocks?"
The priestess looks at the minister, raises an eyebrow, and replies "What rocks?"
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A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. This pasttime was immensely enjoyable to the truck driver.

One day, as the truck driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking, so he thought he would do a good turn by offering the priest a lift. He pulled the truck over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"No problem, Father, I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck."

With that, the happy priest climbed into the passenger seat, and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road, and instinctively he swerved to hit him.

But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the lawyer. However, even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD".

Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors, and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that lawyer."

"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door."
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An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside.
"Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin.
Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he had only put $20,000 into the envelope because he needed $10,000 for a new baptistery.
"Well, since we’re confiding in each other," said the doctor,
"I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000."
The lawyer was aghast. "I’m ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed.
"I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."
An elderly man 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn’t have long to live. So he summons the three most important people in his life to tell. 1. His Doctor 2. His Priest 3. His... A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advisors: his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. I know, he says, they say 'you can't take it with you.' But... An elderly man gathered together three of his most trusted friends, a doctor, a lawyer, and a priest. He said to his friends, "Now, I know I can't take it with me when I die but I'd like to try."... Un vieux pingre va mourir seul, sans famille et sans ami. Peu avant sa mort, il reçoit son avocat, son docteur et son curé pour leur donner à chacun 10.000 euros en espèces avec pour mission... Zenginin biri, ölüm döşeğindeyken biri doktor, biri papaz, diğeri avukat 3 yakın arkadaşını çağırmış. Bir ricada bulunmuş: "Ömrüm boyunca biriktirdiğim 300.000 $ lık tasarrufum var. bunu yanımda... Starzec leży na łożu śmierci. Chciał zabrać ze sobą do grobu swoje pieniądze. Zawołał swojego księdza, lekarza i prawnika: - Tutaj każdy z was dostanie na przechowanie po 30 tys. dolarów. Chcę,...
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hat is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican? A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face! What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12. Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem katholischen Priester und Akne? Akne kommt erst auf dein Gesicht, wenn du 13 bist. Quelle est la différence entre un prêtre et de l'acnée ? L'acnée attend que tu ais au moins 12 ans avant de venir sur ton visage. Vad är det för skillnad mellan en katolsk präst och acne? Acne kommer inte i ansiktet på dig före att du är över 12 år gammal Mitä eroa on aknella ja katolisella papilla? Akne ei yleensä tule kuusivuotiaan naamalle.
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During the French revolution, hundreds of people were guillotined. One day, three men were led up to die. One was a lawyer, one was a doctor, and the third was an engineer.
The lawyer was to die first. He was led to the guillotine, the attending priest blessed him, and he knelt with his head on the guillotine. The blade was released, but stopped halfway down its path.
The priest, seeing an opportunity, quickly said,
"Gentlemen, God has spoken and said this man is to be spared; we cannot кill him." The executioner agreed, and the lawyer was set free.
The doctor was next. He was blessed by the priest, then knelt and placed his head down. The blade was released, and again stopped halfway down.
Again the priest intervened:
"Gentlemen, God has again spoken; we cannot кill this man." The executioner agreed and the doctor was set free.
At last it was the engineer's turn. He was blessed by the priest, and knelt, but before he placed his head on the guillotine he looked up. Suddenly, he leapt to his feet and cried, "Oh, I see the problem!"
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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sеxuаl favors," continued the old man.
"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
"Thanks, Father," said the old man.
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?".
Един човек отишъл при местния свещеник и се изповядал: War Boarder Elderly Man: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic." Un hombre mayor, italiano, que vivía en las afueras de Nápoles, fue a la iglesia local a confesarse. Cuando el sacerdote abrió el tablero del confesionario, el hombre dijo: - Padre... Durante la... Голландец (Г: ) пришёл к священнику (С:) исповедоваться. Ein älterer Italiener bat seinen Priester, ihm die Beichte abzunehmen. "Vater, während des 2. Weltkrieges klopfte eine Frau an meine Tür und bat mich, sie auf meinem Dachboden vor den Deutschen zu verstecken." Der Priester sagte: "Das war wundervoll von Dir und Du brauchst dafür nicht zu... C'est un vieux monsieur qui va se confesser. Un vieux monsieur entre au confessionnal et dit au curé : « Durant la guerre j'ai caché une jeune femme juive dans le grenier de ma maison afin d'éviter que les soldats allemands la transportent... Une vieille allemande se rend à l'église pour se confesser. V: Pardonnez-moi mon père car j'ai pêché C:Je vous écoute ma soeur. V:En fait pendant la guerre je me suis mis en pitié pour une famille... Un giovane va a confessarsi. - "Mi perdoni padre perché ho peccato" - "Dimmi figliolo..." risponde il prete. - "Sa, durante la seconda guerra mondiale ho tenuto nascosto un ebreo dai nazisti in... O Turco vai se confessar: — Padre, há 20 anos eu abriguei um refugiado de guerra. Qual o meu pecado? — Meu filho, nisso não há pecado, você fez uma caridade! — Mas, padre, eu cobrei aluguel dele. —... Starszy Francuz poszedł do spowiedzi: - Ojcze, na początku drugiej wojny światowej zapukała do moich drzwi piękna dziewczyna i poprosiła, żebym ją ukrył przed Niemcami. Ukryłem ją na strychu i... En man gick och biktade sig och anförtrodde sig gråtande till prästen: - Fader, förlåt mig. Under andra världskriget gjorde jag något dumt. - Men vad gjorde du då? - Jag gömde en flykting på... Een Hollander ging biechten: 'Vergiffenis, meneer de kapelaan,' snikte hij, 'in de Tweede wereldoorlog had ik een onderduiker op mijn zolder.' 'Nou, dat is toch geen zonde?' vond de kapelaan.... Een zeer oude man, die woont in de omgeving van Gulpen, ging naar de plaatselijke kerk om te biechten. De priester maakt het luikje open van de biechtstoel en de man zegt: “Vader, tijdens de... A hollandokról köztudott, hogy jó az üzleti érzékük. Elmegy egy holland gyónni. - Atyám, keresztény létemre zsidókat bújtattam. - Fiam, ez nem bűn. Mindegy milyen a másik vallása, az a lényeg, hogy...
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An elderly man 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn’t have long to live.
So he summons the three most important people in his life to tell.
1. His Doctor
2. His Priest
3. His Lawyer
"Well today I found out I don’t have long to live. So I asked you three here, because your the most important people in my life. And I need to ask a favour. Today I am going to give each of you and envelope with $50,000 dollars in it. When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money in my grave."
Well a few days later the man passed on, The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars of his money, he owed me lots of medical bills. But I threw the other $35,000 in."
The Priest said, "I have to admit also I kept $25,000 dollars for the church. Its all going to a good cause. And I threw the rest in."
Well the Lawyer just couldn’t believe what he was hearing, "I am surprised at you two. I wrote a check for the whole amount and threw it in."
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advisors: his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. I know, he says, they say 'you can't take it with you.' But... An elderly man gathered together three of his most trusted friends, a doctor, a lawyer, and a priest. He said to his friends, "Now, I know I can't take it with me when I die but I'd like to try."... Un vieux pingre va mourir seul, sans famille et sans ami. Peu avant sa mort, il reçoit son avocat, son docteur et son curé pour leur donner à chacun 10.000 euros en espèces avec pour mission... Zenginin biri, ölüm döşeğindeyken biri doktor, biri papaz, diğeri avukat 3 yakın arkadaşını çağırmış. Bir ricada bulunmuş: "Ömrüm boyunca biriktirdiğim 300.000 $ lık tasarrufum var. bunu yanımda... Starzec leży na łożu śmierci. Chciał zabrać ze sobą do grobu swoje pieniądze. Zawołał swojego księdza, lekarza i prawnika: - Tutaj każdy z was dostanie na przechowanie po 30 tys. dolarów. Chcę,...
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A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:
"Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?"
"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have
really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under
your cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie."
"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.
The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to
declare?"
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son",he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?"
The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument designed for use by women, but which has never been used."
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father. Next!"
Една жена седи в самолета до един пастор. Стилно облечена жена се обръща с молба към отец, седящ до нея в самолета. Некоја жена седела до поп во авион и го замолила: Поезд подъезжает к границе. Пассажирка обращается к сидящему рядом с ней католическому священнику: nur die Wahrheit
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- Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary? Every Wednesday night at St. Rocco’s Catholic Church is a marriage seminar for husbands.One night Father Gill asked Fabio to share his secrets for staying happily married for almost 50 years.
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A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" the woman said embarrassingly.
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."
He thought a minute and then said, "You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the lady responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was a stunned silence.
Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
Една жена се оплакала на попа: The Praying Parrot Una solterona tiene una lorita que revoluciona a todo el pueblo gritando: - ¡Soy una puta, soy una puta! El cura llama a la mujer y le aconseja que le lleve a la lorita, pues él tiene a dos loros... Había una vez un señora con 2 loritas muy mal habladas, se pasaban todo el tiempo diciendo: "Somos putas, quieres divertirte un rato". La señora va donde el cura y le comenta su situación. El cura... Eine ältere Dame klagt einem Priester ihr Leid. "Vater, ich habe ein Problem. Ich habe zwei Papageienweibchen, und das einzige, was sie den ganzen Tag sagen, ist: Hallo, wir sind Huren. Möchtet ihr... Une religieuse rend visite au curé : - Voilà mon père: au cloître nous avons un problème avec nos deux perroquets. Ce sont des femelles et elles ne savent dire qu'une seule phrase abominable :... Οι παπαγάλοι και η παπαγαλίνα... Οι παπαγάλοι και η παπαγαλίνα... Ήταν μια παπαγαλίνα η οποία το μόνο το οποίο ήξερε να λέει ήταν: "Είμαι sexy θέλεις να το κάνουμε;". Η νοικοκυρά που την είχε, την πάει στον παπά της ενορίας και του λέει το πρόβλημα. Τότε εκείνος... Una donna ha comperato due pappagalle solo che queste sanno solo dire: "Hei siamo due prostitute vi volete divertire?" Questa donna va dall'esorcista per farle esorcizzare, l'esorcista gli propone... Desesperada, uma senhora procura um padre. — Padre, eu estou com um problema! Eu tenho duas fêmeas de papagaios, mas elas só sabem falar uma coisa! — O que elas falam? — perguntou o padre. — "Olá, nós somos prostitutas! Vocês querem se divertir?" —... Den djupt religiösa fru Karlsson i Malmö hade köpt en papegoja som hon älskade över allt annat. Tyvärr hade den emellertid ett vulgärt språk. Vid de mest olämpliga tillfällen sa hon: - Jag är den... En bordellmamma går till den lokala prästen för att lösa sina problem. - Hej, jag har två talande papegojhonor, säger hon. Allt de kan säga är: Hej, vi är prostituerade, vill du ha lite skoj? -... Prostituerede papegøjer En dame kommer til sin præst og siger: "Fader, jeg har et problem. Jeg har to talende hun papegøjer, men de kan kun sige en enkelt ting." Præsten vil vide, hvad de kan sige.... Nainen menee pastorin puheille ja kertoo, että hänellä on ongelmia naaraspapukaijojensa kanssa. Nainen toteaa pastorille: - Ainoat lauseet mitä papukaijani osaavat sanoa ovat: Hei, me ollaan... Egy öreg hölgy elmegy a falu plébánosához és pironkodva mondja neki: - Tisztelendő úr a segítségét kérem. A gyerekeimtől kaptam két lánypapagájt karácsonyra, de valami rossz házból származhatnak,... Era Odata o blonda care avea o papagalita. De fiecare Data cand blonda intra in casa se ducea in Fata oglinzii si isi spunea: - Sunt Frumoasa,sunt sexi si imi place sa ma f*t! Iar papagalita... Žena přijde ke knězi a říká mu: „Otče, mám problém. Doma mám dva papoušky, samičky, a ty pořád opakují jednu a tutéž větu.” „Jakou větu?” táže se kněz. „No, říkají: Ahoj, my jsme dvě coury,...
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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "£250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "I'll tell."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "£750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "£1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
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