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Тате, какво е "щастие"? Между баща и син: - Е, наскоро се ожени. Навярно, вече знаеш какво е това истинско щастие! - Ти, кажуть, нещодавно одружився. Напевно, тепер ти знаєш, що таке справжнє щастя? - Так. Тепер знаю. Але вже пізно... От коли одружишся, тоді й зрозумієш, що таке щастя. Але пізно буде. - Nu am aflat ce e adevărata fericire decît după ce m-am însurat... Dar era deja prea tîrziu! Dwóch kumpli przy piwie: - Podobno niedawno się ożeniłeś? - Tak. - Nooo, to teraz już wiesz, czym jest prawdziwe szczęście. - Tak, wiem, ale już jest za późno... Jeg visste ikke hva ekte glede var før jeg ble gift. Da var det for sent. Отец - сыну: - Вот женишься и тогда поймешь, что такое настоящее счастье! - Да? - Да, но будет уже поздно.
I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married but then it was too late.
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Έχασα την γυναίκα μου! Στο σούπερ μάρκετ Мъж се приближава към хубаво момиче в супермаркет. Je faisais mes courses avec ma femme et je ne la trouvais plus quand j'ai vu cette femme. Un uomo al supermercato non riesce a trovare la moglie e, rivolgendosi alla commessa dice: In a supermarket Ivan lost sight of his wife. He comes up to a nice young lady and asks, "Will you talk with me for a couple of minutes, please?" "Why should I?" "It's always the same - as soon as I get into talking with a pretty woman my wife abruptly pops up from out of nowhere." Ein Mann spricht eine Frau im Supermarkt an: "Wissen Sie, dass ich meine Frau hier im Supermarkt verloren habe? Und jetzt frage ich mich, ob Sie vielleicht ein paar Minuten Zeit für mich hätten." Meint sie: "Und wozu soll das gut sein?" Antwortet er: "Na, immer, wenn ich mich mit einer schönen... En man går fram till en storbystad blond snygging på ett varuhus. - Ursäkta, jag har tappat bort min fru. Har du lust att prata lite med mig? Kvinnan tittar förvånat på mannen och undrar: -... Un gars aborde une jolie jeune femme dans un supermarché. Surprise, elle lui demande : - Que me voulez-vous ? - Oh, juste vous parler quelques instants. - Vous voulez me draguer, ou quoi ? - Non,... A guy walks up to a beautiful woman in a shopping mall. "Excuse me" he says "But I've lost my wife here somewhere and I can't find her. Could you please help me?" "What do you need me to do?" asks... Adam, tıklım tıklım dolu bir hipermarketteymiş. Alışveriş eden çok güzel bir kadının yanına sokulmuş: - Affedersiniz hanımefendi, karımı kaybettim bulamıyorum, benimle biraz konuşur musunuz? Güzel...
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?
"Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
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"Does she have a boyfriend?"
"Yes, a cute, strong and clever one."
"What's the name?"
"John, Michael and Bill."
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Just broken up with my girlfriend after she told me she used to be Christian. ..It might seem judgmental, but I have only known her since she was Christine. My girlfriend just admitted that she used to be a Christian , so I broke up with her . It might be judgemental, but I have only known her since she has been Christine.
My girlfriend admitted to me she was once a Christian, so I immediately broke up with her.
It may come across as judgmental, but really, I've only ever known and loved her as Christine.
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Кандидат кмет, който разбрал, че всички гласоподаватели са за него, се обърнал към жена си: wahre Liebe Ο δήμαρχος Κερατάς 3 φορές Золотая свадьба. Муж спрашивает жену: Златна сватба. Съпругът попитал жена си: C'est un couple de vieux mariés qui fêtent leurs 50 ans de mariage... A man asks his wife during a 25 marriage anniversary: Старий футболіст під кінець життя вирішив запитати в своєї дружини: — Жінко, ми прожили довге життя. Нам нічого один від одного приховувати. Скажи мені, тільки чесно, ти мені зраджувала? — Я тобі скажу. Зраджувала. Але тільки три рази, й тільки в твоїх власних інтересах. — І коли це трапилось... O caminhoneiro estava no seu leito de morte e pergunta à mulher, com voz moribunda: — Mulher, sei que estou morrendo e nada disso mais me importa agora, mas só por curiosidade, você já me traiu... Gustav och Greta hade varit gift i 50 år och Gustav hade en liten fråga till sin fru. – Har du någonsin varit otrogen mot mig Greta? – Nu när vi varit gifta i 50 år kan jag faktiskt erkänna att jag... Un couple à la retraite fait le point sur son passé. La femme demande : - Tu te souviens de la blondasse qui te servait de secrétaire au début des années 80 ? Tu l'as sautée ? - Oui, mais pendant...
An old football player was dying. So he called her wife and told her: "My dearest you see I'm dying. May you confess how many times you have done betrays against me during your life?"
Her spouse said: "Forgive me, my dear, only 3 times:
1. Do you remember it was so difficult to admit you as a football player in the team? So I went to the couch and did something. That was the cause for you to be a player in the team.
2. Do you remember when you entered the team no body didn't pass you? I went to 10 others players so they changed a friendly treatment during half times.
3. Do you remember during matching nobody of 30000 viewers didn't encourage you? I did something..."
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Днес беше ужасен ден. Бившата ми я удари автобус, а аз си загубих работата като шофьор на автобус
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
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My girlfriend said she wanted a perfect holiday, so I had to stay home!
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If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds.
There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fат kid.
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My ex-girlfriend loves the heat. She has a nostalgia for hеll.
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I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me:
"Are you alone?"
So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone."
"So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl.
I fainted...
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"I'm sorry for throwing red wine over all your dresses in the wardrobe last night," I told my girlfriend. "I've spent all day getting the stains out just to show how much you mean to me."
"Oh, that's really nice," she said. "What did you use to remove the stains?"
"Scissors," I replied.
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Приятелката ми е невероятно добра в секса. Без малко да припадна като видях видеото!
My girlfriend has incredible sеxuаl skills.
I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!
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My girlfriend always wanted to know the future job of her baby; so the other day when we were making sеx suddenly she farted.
I told her: "Your baby will be a bugler."
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Young kids use a dating app on their phones.
Older kids use a dating website on their computers.
Adults use a matchmaking service to get dates.
Senior citizens meet potential dates at church events.
Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.
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Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split."
Me: "Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."
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Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."
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I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
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Q: What do you call a lеsвiаn with eight girlfriends?
A: An octopus.
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Half dressed redneck couple sitting on a couch watching the news on TV with man's arm around the woman.
The man says "Lookit them hомо-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution.
"We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. "
"Right, Darlin."
The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."
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My girlfriend told me that will change me.
I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
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