Relationship Jokes

Newest jokes in this category

I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married but then it was too late.

1290 0

Marriage and Family Jokes Relationship Jokes

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?
"Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

346 0

Marriage and Family Jokes Jokes about Women Men jokes Relationship Jokes Beauty Jokes

"Does she have a boyfriend?"
"Yes, a cute, strong and clever one."
"What's the name?"
"John, Michael and Bill."

142 0

Relationship Jokes Jokes about Women

My girlfriend admitted to me she was once a Christian, so I immediately broke up with her.
It may come across as judgmental, but really, I've only ever known and loved her as Christine.

111 0

Relationship Jokes Christian Jokes

An old football player was dying. So he called her wife and told her: "My dearest you see I'm dying. May you confess how many times you have done betrays against me during your life?"
Her spouse said: "Forgive me, my dear, only 3 times:
1. Do you remember it was so difficult to admit you as a football player in the team? So I went to the couch and did something. That was the cause for you to be a player in the team.
2. Do you remember when you entered the team no body didn't pass you? I went to 10 others players so they changed a friendly treatment during half times.
3. Do you remember during matching nobody of 30000 viewers didn't encourage you? I did something..."

87 1

Sports Jokes Sex Jokes Friendship Jokes Relationship Jokes Soccer Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

86 1

Dark Humor Jokes Office and Work Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes One-Liner Jokes Relationship Jokes Sick and Death Jokes Morbid jokes

My girlfriend said she wanted a perfect holiday, so I had to stay home!

80 0

Marriage and Family Jokes Relationship Jokes Communication Jokes

If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds.
There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fат kid.

78 0

Relationship Jokes Kids Jokes Food Jokes Business jokes

My ex-girlfriend loves the heat. She has a nostalgia for hеll.

78 0

Men vs Women Jokes Relationship Jokes Love Jokes

I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me:
"Are you alone?"
So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone."
"So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl.
I fainted...

77 0

Jokes about Women Relationship Jokes Communication Jokes Coffee Jokes

"I'm sorry for throwing red wine over all your dresses in the wardrobe last night," I told my girlfriend. "I've spent all day getting the stains out just to show how much you mean to me."
"Oh, that's really nice," she said. "What did you use to remove the stains?"
"Scissors," I replied.

76 0

Relationship Jokes Wine jokes Communication Jokes

My girlfriend has incredible sеxuаl skills.
I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!

76 0

Sex Jokes Technology Jokes Dirty jokes Relationship Jokes

My girlfriend always wanted to know the future job of her baby; so the other day when we were making sеx suddenly she farted.
I told her: "Your baby will be a bugler."

75 0

Sex Jokes Office and Work Jokes Relationship Jokes Baby Jokes Fart Jokes

Young kids use a dating app on their phones.
Older kids use a dating website on their computers.
Adults use a matchmaking service to get dates.
Senior citizens meet potential dates at church events.
Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.

73 1

Old People Jokes Relationship Jokes Dating Jokes Sick and Death Jokes Morbid jokes

Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split."
Me: "Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."

73 0

Relationship Jokes Office and Work Jokes

Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."

70 3

Knock-knock jokes Relationship Jokes Communication Jokes

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.

69 0

Jokes about Women Relationship Jokes

Q: What do you call a lеsвiаn with eight girlfriends?
A: An octopus.

67 0

Lesbian jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Relationship Jokes Communication Jokes

Half dressed redneck couple sitting on a couch watching the news on TV with man's arm around the woman.
The man says "Lookit them hомо-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution.
"We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. "
"Right, Darlin."
The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."

66 0

Redneck jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Relationship Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes Couple jokes

My girlfriend told me that will change me.
I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!

66 0

Relationship Jokes Communication Jokes Love Jokes Couple jokes