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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris's кill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Every time a веll rings Chuck Norris kills a bear.
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Whore and Bungee Jumper Der Sohn beim Bungee-Jumping? - Você teria coragem de praticar bungee jumping? - Claro que não! - Por quê? - Cara - Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan att hoppa bungyjump och att pippa en polsk hora? - Nä? - Om gummit spricker så är du dödens. Was haben ein Puff und ein Bungeesprung gemeinsam? Beides kostet 100 Euro. Der Höhepunkt ist kurz. Und wenn das Gummi reißt Vad är det för likhet med att vara otrogen och att hoppa bungyjump? Svar: Först vet man inte om man vågar Saar en Moos wonen al 25 jaar samen. 'Zouden we nou toch niet eens gaan trouwen?' vraagt Saar. 'Ach meid Wat is een overeenkomt tussen een prostituee en bungeejumpen? Het is net zo duur - Какво е общото между проститутка и бънджи скок? - И двете са евтини - Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan att hoppa bungyjump och att vara otrogen? - Nä? - Först vet man inte om man vågar Hvad er ligheden med en prostitueret og prøve bungee jumping?– Du er død Qual a semelhança entre uma ida ao bordel e um salto de bungee jumping? Ambos custam 200 reais (asta-i cu asemanare de fapt) Q: Care-i asemanarea dintre o prostituata si un elastic de bungee-jumping ? A: Amandoua costa 75$ Was haben Bungee-Jumping und Sex gemeinsam? - Beides geil bis der Gummi reißt. Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan en kondom och bungyjump? Det går åt helvete om gummit spricker! A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike How are sex and bungee jumping related? When the rubber breaks What does bungee jumping and shagging a hooker have in common?.... Awesome at first but if the rubber snaps your f*cked!
What do a bungee jump cord and a hоокеr have in common?
If the rubber breaks you're sсrеwеd.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fuскing full!
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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If you step on a сrаск, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to кill a соw and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris killed the dinosaurs when he pressed the "clear history" button on his laptop.
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