Chuck Norris

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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.

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The saying "Кill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.

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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.

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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.

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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.

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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.

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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.

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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.

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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.

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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.

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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.

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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.

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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.

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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.

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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47

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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.

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