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Do you know why bankers are good lovers?
They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.

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Yo momma is so fат when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

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A Russian captain is trying to explain to his comrades the effects of atomic bombs:
"Now, imagine 20 no, 40, no... a 100 cases of vоdка and noone to drink them!"

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Romi (to the doctor): "Doctor, my sister thinks that she is a lift."
Doctor: "Tell her to come in."
Romi: "I cannot"
Doctor: "Why so?"
Romi: "Because she does not stop at this floor."

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Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises?
So oxygen can get into their brains.

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Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!

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Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear walked out into the clearing not more than fifty feet from them.
The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes. Then, as the bear slowly approached them, he furiously attempted to lace them up.
The second man, somewhat confused, looked at the first man and said, "Whaddya doing? Running shoes ain’t gonna help! You can't outrun that there bear!"
"I don't need to outrun the bear, buddy," said the first man, "I just need to outrun you."

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Yo momma so fат when she saw a bus she said come back Тwinкiе.

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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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Yo Momma so fат, she steps on a scale and makes my phone number come up.

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Yo mama is so fат when she went on a rowing machine it sank.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.

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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"

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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.

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How can you know a lawyer is lying?
When he moves his lips.

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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.

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Teacher: How we use the light?
Pupil: To suск it?
Teacher: Why do you say so?
Pupil: Because every night, my mother says to my father, "Switch off the light, I wanna suск it!"

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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.

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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup."
Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."

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