“One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?” The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, “No.” The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.” The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, “Yes.”
The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?”
“Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!” The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE “Is this your wife?” the Lord asked.. “Yes,” cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is an untruth!” The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said ‘no’ to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said ‘no’ to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT’S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .”
MORAL OF THE STORY: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others…
A Doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant “Ya Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients”.
“Yes, sir…” answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
“So Ole, how was your day?” Ole tells him he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache, so I gave him TYLENOL.”
“Bravo! Ya, Ole, and the second one?” says the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning, and I gave him MAALOX, sir,” says Ole. “Bravo, bravo Ole! You’re good at this and what; about the third one?” asks the doctor. “Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opens, and a woman enters like a flame.
She undresses herself, taking off her вrа and her раnтiеs and lies down on the table, spread her legs and shouts: HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!!” And what did you do Ole?” asks the doctor. “I put eye drops in her eyes.”.