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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.

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You might be a redneck if your mother carries a lug nut wrench for a toothpick.

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On a pair of boxers:
Caution!
Contains nuts.

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Dirty jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.

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Gross Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking.
She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the сhinк of her аss hadn't been recovery!"

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There were 79 unprovoked shark attacks last year. Unprovoked -- do we need that word in there? Are there people provoking shark attacks? Is there some diск from Jersey in the water: Hey shark, you freakin lookin at me? You got a problem or somethin? I got somethin for you to bite right here!

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One-Liner Jokes

Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!

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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

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Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

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Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.

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A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.
The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help.
"What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me."
"Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."
She says, "It's ceramic tile."

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Yo mama so fат, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

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Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?"
Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."

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Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

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One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde decide to go through their daughter's purses.
So, the brunette goes through her daughter's purse and finds cigarettes. She says, "Oh my, I'm so ashamed! My Daughter smokes."
So, the redhead goes through her daughter's purse and finds an empty can of вееr. She says, "Oh my, I'm so ashamed! My daughter drinks."
So, finally, it's the blondes turn and she finds a used соndом. She says, "Oh my, I'm so ashamed! My daughter has a реnis."

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Moe: "Where did Larry go?"
Curly: "He’s round in front."
Moe: "I know what he looks like, I just wanted to know where he went."

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That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.

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A Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. T-shirt.
'Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?'
'Oh сrар!' the blonde says. 'I didn't Realize it was a religious T-shirt. I thought it meant Тiтs Go In Front'

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XHTML -- Xactly How To Meet Ladies!

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A furniture store keeps calling me.
But all I wanted was one night stand.

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