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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own сrавs.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she invented a ventilated соndом.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, NASA used her to plug a black hole.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

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Yo mama's so fат that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

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I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
The rooster clucks defiance.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey girls," says the brunette. "Let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after their boss. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sеx with the female boss. She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

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Two men both drag their right feet as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969." The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog сrар, 20 feet back."

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To Boldly Go...
Q: Why did Captain Kirk рiss on the roof of the Enterprise?
A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted.
The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets. He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them.
The husband looked confused again. He asked the clerk, What the hеll do I do with these dамn things?
The clerk replied, Well, you're supposed to scratch the box and see if you've won anything.
The wife looked disgusted. Oh please, she muttered.
What? asked the clerk. Oh nothing, she answered, it's just that, well, he's been scratching down there for years, and he ain't won a dамn thing.

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What is the difference between mayonnaise and sемеn?
Mayonnaise doesn't shoot down your throat at 40 miles per hour.

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