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Yo mama's so fат that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.

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The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.

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Teacher: "Who can tell what is a mammal?
Little Johnny: "My grand mother!"

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So it's the weekend, and I'm on my back patio when I get this idea to call up my coroner friend Bob.
"Bob's not here," his wife says, "he's at work."
"Sheesh!" I think. "Poor guy doing autopsies on a Sunday."
So I call him on his cell.
"What gives, bro,?" I ask.
"Homicide," he says. "The higher-ups need a report ASAP. I'll be starting in just a few minutes."
I Josh Bob a little. "I'll be thinking of you, buddy. Right now, I'm basting barbecue sauce on a rack of baby-backs and I'm getting ready to open a frosty вееr."
"Not much different here," he says. "I'm about ready to сrаск open a cold one myself."

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Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking wееd."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."

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Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.

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Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.

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In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".

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It was the standard series of check-in questions that every traveler gets at the airlines counter, including, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
"If it was put there without my knowledge," I asked, "how would I know?"
The agent behind the counter smiled smugly. "That's why we ask."

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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her аss is so big.

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Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are вiggеr than white.

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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

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A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt...
"Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?"

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Yo mama so fат when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!

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Yo momma so fат that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.

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Yo mama is so fат, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.

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Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.

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Q: What do you call a family full of cancer patients?
A: Jason Voorhees' relatives.

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The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day!
It would be a pity not to sit this day in a pub by the window though.

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My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position.
I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy.
He agreed with me.
I got upset that he agreed.
I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.

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