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What is a French cat's favorite dessert?
Chocolate mousse.

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If Middle Earth had hair dye... Th'Oreal T'htandeal

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This guy walks into the local bar one Friday afternoon when he gets out of work, as he steps up to the bar he sees his good friend Joe throw down 2 shots, he had a frown on his face.
"What's with the long face Joe?" asked the guy.
Joe responds, "My wife told me today that she was only going to have sеx with me on Mondays, and Thursdays!"
"Well," said the friend, "That's not that bad, some of us she has cut off completely."

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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!

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Friend 1:
"I like my women how I like my milk."
Friend 2:
"What? White?"
Friend 1:
"No, expired."

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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.

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How many liberals does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
All of them cause they will never see the light.

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What do you call Santa Claus with muscles?
Mr. XMass

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What do a gаy and a garbage truck have in common?
Both take it in the rear.

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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris. Com

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What happened when Lee ate raw onions for a week?
He became Lone Lee...

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One-Liner Jokes

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah... thank you.

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One-Liner Jokes

A man was very sick. Doctors feared the worst. He is at home one day, resting in his bed. He looks up and says,
"Is my wife here?"
His wife replies,
"Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you."
The man goes, "Are my children here?"
"Yes, Daddy, we are all here," say the children.
"Are my other relatives also here?"
And they say, "Yes, we are all here..."
The man sits up and says,
"Then why in the world is the light on in the kitchen?"

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Why did the соw cross the road?
So he could pass the milkyway.

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Dad: What is the opposite of ladyfingers?
The family: No idea
Dad: Mentos

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When a small village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one.
Randall, an older man, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said. "We can use it for all them false alarms!"

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Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me,...
So from now I'm going to concentrate on getting taller!

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What's the difference between Big Ben and Tic Tok?
One tells time, the other wastes time.

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A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."

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