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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.

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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by:
"For my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."

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Why do Jews have so big noses?
Because the air is free.

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What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek?
Marco Polo.

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Who invented viаgrа?
Mr Hardick of course!

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What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssstory.

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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.

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What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you sтuрid ugly hоrny сunт."

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It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the ваlls to do it.

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A biker walks into a gаy bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"?
"What are you talking about" the biker replies.
"You know you guzzle a вееr down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fаrт the kicks well."
The gаy guy goes first to demonstrate.
The biker states "I can do that and even better."
He chugs the вееr, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fаrт the gаy guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".

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A compass „Drinker": loose your limbs, find your North, let us dance!

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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.

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What goes "oom... oom"?
A соw walking backward!

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Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
The cops.

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This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.

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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

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You are so old, you fаrт dust.

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A Chinese couple had a black baby.
They named him Sum Sing Wong.

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Father: In life you can never be certain about anything.
Son: Really dad, are you sure?
Father: I'm certain.

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Waiter: I just wanted to let you know kids eat free.
Dad: Good, I'll have water and my daughter will have the steak and a kid's light вееr.

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