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A blonde goes to a football game. The quarterback starts running with the ball and she chases him yelling "I want my quarter back!"

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Every girl either has blonde hair with black streaks or black hair with blonde streaks. Which, either way, says: I dont have a gag reflex.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Q. How do you teach a blonde math?
A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The blonde complained to her friend, "I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his!"

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Кill.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Titanic:
“And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”

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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two."

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris can make snow angels on a concrete slab.

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One-Liner Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't blink... Reality pauses.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.

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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.

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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.

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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes Phone jokes