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How big is a Republican-size bed?
Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?
My donation cheque to Children in Need.

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Kids Jokes

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

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Kids Jokes

Teacher: What does your father do?
Little Johnny: Whatever mom says.

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Little Johnny Jokes School Jokes

Little Johnny was raking leaves with his Dad who was telling him about how the fairies turned the leaves brown. He looked up puzzled and said: Dad haven’t you ever heard of photosynthesis?”

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My wife came in complaining about me never lifting a finger in the house.
So I did - the middle one.

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Marriage and Family Jokes

This couple had been going out together for quite a while and was thinking about getting married.
They finally decided to spend a night in a motel to see if they were sexually compatible.
The next morning he dropped her off at her apartment and he said,
"So long Lucy."
She said,
"Goodbye, Shorty."

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Marriage and Family Jokes

He: So then, what's your sign?
She: Dollar.

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Jokes about Women Men vs Women Jokes

For all those men who say, “Why buy the соw when you can get the milk for free”.
Here’s an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage…

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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.

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Money jokes

There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.

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Office and Work Jokes Money jokes

They don't even have armed forces in Japan. Do you know this? They don't have an army. They don't have a navy. They don't have an air force. That's why, coincidentally, most monsters attack Japan first.

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White folks is my favorite thing on TV 'cause if you wanna see blacks or Latinos on TV, all you gotta do is turn on 'COPS.' White folks got your own TV show, though; it's called 'When Animals Attack.'

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Ed Gein -- he's the guy that Hannibal Lecter was based on, 'Hannibal the Cannibal.' He made furniture out of people. Isn't that nice? 'Is that a Chippendale?'
'No, that's Bob Weinstein.'

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News and Politics Jokes

Sports news report: The United... States that they Ghana win.

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If I was a rарisт you would be my first victim

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Pick-Up Lines Jokes

. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.

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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.

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