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There was a woman who was interested in getting a воов job, so she went to her doctor, Dr.
Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients. Every morning when you wake up rub your воовs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me вiggеr воовiеs.'' She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting вiggеr, she was very impressed.
One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine. So standing on the bus, while rubbing her воовs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me вiggеr воовiеs''. The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?'' ''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?'' He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!''
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Научни новини. Учените откриха хранителен продукт, намаляващ с 90% желанието на жените за секс - сватбената торта. Новости науки. Ученые обнаружили пищевой продукт, на 90% снижающий потребность женщин в сексе! Это свадебный торт. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake. Een aantal wetenschappers zijn erachter gekomen welk voedsel ervoor zorgt dat de sex lust bij vrouwen met 85% afneemt... Een huwelijks taart! Tiedemiehet ovat keksineet ruoan, joka vähentää naisten seksuaalista halukkuutta 90 prosentilla. - Sitä kutsutaan hääkakuksi Naukowcy odkryli potrawę, która zmniejsza popęd seksualny kobiet o 90%. Nazywa się "tort weselny". Qual è il cibo che fa diminuire la frequenza dei rapporti sessuali della coppia? La torta nuziale! Quel type de nourriture réduit l'activité sexuelle des femmes de 90% ? Le gâteau de mariage. - Melyik étel csökkenti a nők szexuális vágyát 95%-kal? - ??? - Az esküvői torta. Forskere har opdaget mad, der sænker en kvindes sexlyst med 90% Det kaldes bryllupskage.
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Πώς ξέρουν οι μελαχρινές - Varför finns det så många blondinskämt? - För att de rödhåriga och brunetterna ska ha något att göra på lördagkvällarna. - Varför finns det så många skämt om blondiner? - För att brunetter ska ha något att prata om... Varför drar brunetter så många blondinskämt? Svar: .. De �r avundsjuka Proč se tolik vymýšlí vtipy na blondýnky? Aby mohly brunetky za smíchem skrývat žárlivost.
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There was an older man who'd married a younger woman. All was going well... except in the bedroom. He couldn't last long enough to satisfy her. She said it didn't matter but he knew it was getting her down. So he went to the doctor and asked for help.
The doctor recommended that he satisfy himself before they have sеx - that way, he'd last longer. The next day, the man planned on ravishing his wife when he came home, and decided to please himself on the way. So he pulled over onto a quiet road. But he couldn't just sit there in his car having a wаnк, so he decided to lie under the car and pretend that he was fixing he car. He crawled under the car, closed his eyes, imagined his wife nакеd, and started wanking. After a while he felt something tugging at his jeans.
"Sir, this is the police. Would you mind telling us what you're doing?"
Not wanting to lose this wonderful image of his wife he kept his eyes closed.
"I'm just fixing the axle of my car, officer."
"Well, while you're down there you'd better check the brakes. Your car has crashed into a tree half a mile down the road!"
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В една къща се разнася телефонен звън. У Вовочки старший брат женился. La mamá separada de Jaimito se echa un nuevo novio, y tras pasar juntos la noche los dos adultos, Jaimito se levanta y le dice a la abuela: Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his... Fredrik och Anna hade just gift sig, men hade inte råd med en ordentlig smekmånad, så de åkte hem till Fredriks föräldrar för den första natten tillsammans. På morgonen kom Sebastian, Fredriks... Jantje komt thuis van school en vraagt aan zijn zusje: “Liggen papa en mama nog steeds op bed?” Zijn zusje zucht en zegt “Jep” Ze besluiten om zelf maar hun lunch te maken en na de lunch gaat...
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1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has РМS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in воdily harm.
18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
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Как наричаме гума, която ползваме 10 години - Goodyear. 365 Kondome und ein Autoreifen Goodyear διαφορά έχουν 4 φθαρμένα λάστιχα από 365 χρησιμοποιημένα προφυλακτικά; Λάστιχα Ако в края на годината вземете всичките 365 използвани презерватива и от тях отлеете гума, то с гордост може да я наречете "Good Year". Quelle est la différence entre un vieux pneu et un tas de 365 capotes usagées ? Τα λάστιχα είναι Good Year, ενώ τα προφυλακτικά A Very Good Year. Δυνατός στα ...χέρια Wenn wir am Ende des Jahres 365 Gummis verbraucht haben, schmelzen wir sie ein, machen einen Autoreifen daraus und schreiben GOOD YEAR drauf! Quel est la différence entre un pneu et 365 préservatifs? Le pneu c'est Goodyear, les préservatifs c'est Very Good Year! Weet jij het verschil tussen een autoband en 375 condooms? - Een autoband is een "Goodyear" en 375 condooms een "Very good year" What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms. - Mit lehet csinálni 365 db használt óvszerrel? - ??? - Beolvasztod, készítesz belőle egy gumiabroncsot, és elnevezed Goodyear-nek! Care e diferenta dintre un set de anvelope si 365 de prezervative ? - Anvelopele sunt GoodYear, dar cele 365 de prezervative sunt un Very good year Vad gör man med 365 använda kondomer? Man smälter ner dom till ett däck och kallar det för GOOD YEAR... Co robi facet z 365 używanymi kondomami? - Topi je, robi z nich oponę i nazywa Goodyear. Hvad er forskellen på 365 brugte kondomer, og et k Hvad er forskellen på 365 brugte kondomer, og et kærestebrev nytårsaften? - Kærestebrevet betyder et godt år, 365 kondomer et RIGTIG GODT ÅR!!! Што е разликата меѓу гума за возила Goodyear и 500 потрошени кондоми? Па гума Goodyear си е гума, 500 потрошени кондоми се богами "Very Good Year"!!!
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