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Pourquoi les femmes se grattent-elles la tête au réveil ? Parcequ'elles n'ont pas de couilles. -Dlaczego kobieta przeciąga się rano jak wstanie? - Bo się nie może po jajach podrapać. Hvorfor gnider kvinder sig i øjnene, nar de vågner? – Fordi de ikke har nosser, de kan klø sig i Perche’ le donne si stropicciano gli occhi quando si svegliano al mattino ? Perche’ non hanno palle da grattarsi.
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A farmer buys a rooster to service his 200 hens. When he gets the rooster into the barnyard, he tells him, "Rаndy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Have fun, but take your time."
The farmer points him toward the henhouse and the rooster takes off like a shot.
WHAM! Rаndy nails every hen in the henhouse, three or four times. Rаndy runs out and sees a flock of geese down by the lake. WHAM! He nails all the geese. Rаndy runs to the pigpen, the соw pasture - soon, he's been on every animal on the farm.
The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day.
Sure enough, the farmer wakes up the next morning to find Rаndy laid out flat in the middle of the yard, buzzards circling overhead.
The sad farmer shakes his head and says, "Oh, Rаndy, I told you to pace yourself."
Randy opens one eye, winks, and nods towards the sky, "Shhh, they're getting closer."
Разхожда се един селянин из пазара и гледа един човечец видимо недоспал стои и продава за 1 лев един едър и хубав петел.
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One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but couldn't figure out how to cross it.
The first man prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, courage and ability to cross this river.”
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, courage, and ability to cross this river.” Рооf! God gave him the skill to chop down a tree and fashion it into a rowboat; he was able to row across the river in about three hours.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two,so he also prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, courage and ability to cross this river.” Рооf! God turned him into a woman, and he walked across the bridge.
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