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What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children.

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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.

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The art teacher instructed her students to do a self portrait.
When Andrew handed his picture in, the teacher took one look at it and said, "But, Andrew,this isn’t you."
"That’s right," replied Andrew.
"It’s a self portrait of someone else."

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A shepherd goes to a television programme.
A man of the viewers stand up and asks him, "What was the best day of your life?"
The shepherd answers, "Well...the best day of my life was when I lost my donkey in Cuccureddu's mountain, when I found it, i took it to the village's square and everyone fuскеd it."
A second man of the viewers asks him, "And the second best day of your life?"
And the shepherd, "Well...the second one was when in lost a sheep in Cuccureddu's mountain, when I found it, I took it to the village's square and everyone fuскеd it."
So, after that, a third man of the viewers stand up and asks, "And the worse day of your life?."
"The worse day of my life was when I got lost in Cuccureddu's mountain..."

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In the war, a German ship suspected that they were being tracked by an Irish submarine.
Unfortunately, they had used up all of their depth-charges.
As an alternative, one of their Divers decided to swim down to the submarine and knock on the door.

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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.

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One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual.
It was cold and raining, so he decided to return back to his house.
He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife. "What terrible weather today honey," he said to her.
"Yes. And my idiот husband went fishing!" she replied.

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Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.

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Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commentator.

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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire?
Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.

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How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Guilt gifts are nicer.

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The lawyer’s motto: a man is not guilty until he demonstrates he is out of money...

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Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer.
"You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said.
The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods.
At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."

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A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist.
The woman asks for some good advices.
The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."

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A man and his wife go to the doctor to see how they could improve their sеx life.
The doctor recommends Viаgrа.
They come back and see him in a couple of weeks.
The doctor says "how was the Viаgrа?"
The wife says "great I love it."
Husband says "I like it but it has some side effects, we're bared from McDonald's for life."

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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What sort of answer did you have in mind?
A: None - just assume it's changed.

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In 1996, Florida physical therapist Paul Shimkonis sued his local nudie bar claiming whiplash from a lap dancer's large вrеаsтs.
Shimkonis felt he suffered physical harm and mental anguish from the вrеаsтs, which he claimed felt like "cement blocks" hitting him.
Shimkonis sought justice in the amount of $15,000, which was denied.

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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.

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How do you know you have a great CPA?
He has a tax loophole named after him.

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Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream.

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